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Post by The Zombie Mistress on Jul 11, 2007 17:02:24 GMT -5
One hand stays low and behind the Mistress's butt while she continues to cast panicked glances over her shoulders, assuring herself there is no Silverblood in hot pursuit. The hand stays there quite subconsciously, protecting her in at least one way should her nemesis appear. The other hand is raised high in the sky and answers Sarpek's proposal with a beautifully manicured finger- not the thumb. In another moment, before she disappears from view altogether, she stops next to an old rusted Cadillac. The Zombie Mistress reaches out and digs her fingers through the steel shell, grasping the chassis and lifting the vehicle as she pivots on her heels. Her thin, pale arms appear fragile even as they rear up and back, the '67 classic resting for a moment above and behind her. She licks her lips at Sarpek and winks before heaving steel and glass at him. As she watches it hurtle toward the little man, she manages to resist pleasuring herself. The last of her to vanish around the corner is the single-digit salute she gave him once already.
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Post by Sarpek on Jul 11, 2007 18:22:21 GMT -5
Seeing the car in time, Sarpek dodges to the right, the car crashing down next to his foot, missing him by an inch. "Okay, we release Leon. He walks back down the stairs, and opens the cage. Ousting Leon out the front door, he points down the street. "She went Thataway." Slamming the door behind Leon, he collapses to the floor, laughing.
After he finishes laughing, he looks at the metal door, and the frame around it. Snapping his fingers, he runs upstairs and returns with his welding torch. Igniting it, he carefully runs the flame all the way around the door, welding it firmly shut.
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Post by Vito The Don on Jul 12, 2007 16:04:28 GMT -5
"Autobots, Roll out!" Vito shouts as his mob is galanized into action. They bust a hole in the wall and sprint after the zombie misteress. They find her down the next street and open fire with SABLE rounds. The explosive rounds blanket the area in smoke, leaving to ocutcoame to be decided.
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Post by Sarpek on Jul 12, 2007 16:41:38 GMT -5
"IDIOT! THAT WAS IMPORTANT!" Sarpek barricades the hole in the wall, and waits in ambush by the door for Vito to Return. He pulls out a rather unusual shotgun shell; It has a large solid rifled slug instead of pellets. Loading it, he grins evilly.
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Post by Melody Arachne on Jul 13, 2007 10:46:20 GMT -5
Melody butts out her cigarette and stares at the chaos in the bar with an arched eyebrow.
"Right. Where, exactly, do you boys get your crack supply? I think it's tainted."
Shaking her head, she stands and stuffs the papers back into DJ's briefcase. "No one could read in here with that racket going on. I'm going upstairs. If you value your life, you won't let anybody bother me, mmmkay? And, Sarpek? You let him go, whatever he does is on your head."
Melody snags the pitcher of margaritas and the briefcase and heads up the stairs. "Don't run any water down here either, I'm takin' a bath."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 14, 2007 14:18:40 GMT -5
The DJ stick the dead contractor. Then he moves across from Sarpek.
"So Sarpek...what are the odds of you becoming the new me? Slim to none, I hope. Hopefully that motorcycle stunt you pulled off with Paris Hilton playing and coming back alive is the last one you'll do that would be what I did months ago here? Or are you gonna jump on my turntable and steal my job as well?"
The DJ leaves his spot and heads to the roof.
"Hey Vito! While you're out there handling Zombie Mistress, any chance of grabbing my iPod from her?"
He then sees Zombie Mistress grab Vito.
"Ah...screw it...I'll get it back myself."
The DJ takes out 2 fire axes.
"Time to slice and dice..."
The DJ jumps over the edge of the roof with a fire axe in each hand. He begins to chop the Mistress's few minions in 2, chopping his way towards the mistress.
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Post by Sarpek on Jul 16, 2007 8:38:26 GMT -5
Being rather bored, Sarpek goes up to the roof, and givers DJ covering fire. Slugs fly down, each one cleanly headshotting a Zombie.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 16, 2007 11:48:21 GMT -5
The DJ throws one of his axe, sending it flying into a group of zeds. With his remaining axe, he chops a few of the zeds closest to him. Then the axe he sent flying comes flying back to him like it's a boomerang. The DJ sticks up his free hand and catches the axe. This manuever has taken out nearly 20 zeds.
"I learn that...from Kingdom Hearts 2...and they say video games aren't educational..."
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jul 16, 2007 20:13:40 GMT -5
Leon looks around rather confusedly, then begins lurching in random directions. Finally he turns around and walks up to the tavern, staring at the wall for a long moment before pulling a cartoon-style black hole out of his pocket, placing it on the ground and falling through it. His hand appears from within, grabbing the hole and pulling it in after him as a speech bubble appears over the Crayola void - "Hee hee!"
Leon appears behind Sarpek and soundly slaps him in the back of the head with the black hole, then ruffles his hair, sticks the hole to his back and leaps apparently INTO Sarpek, pulling the hole in after him once more, and appears outside of his cage. He tucks the vortex into itself and then swears loudly. No more hole, and he's still out of the cage. He rolls his eyes and grabs the bars, smashing his face into them again and again, swishing slush around everywhere.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 16, 2007 20:49:36 GMT -5
The DJ notices that his Sarpek isn't backing him up any more. He takes a look up and sees Sarpek gone but Leon there.
"How the hell?"
The DJ nearly forgets where he was and is back to chopping zeds.
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Post by Sarpek on Jul 17, 2007 13:51:33 GMT -5
"Gaah!" Sarpek grabs a stungun, and fires it at Leon. While the Zed is still a shaking mess, he puts him back in the cage, and slams the door. Cleaning up the leon mush, he throws it off the roof, onto some zombies.
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Post by The Zombie Mistress on Jul 17, 2007 16:36:13 GMT -5
When Melody opens the door to the shower room she's met with a shrill scream of start and embarassment. There in the tub, maxin' and relaxin' is the Zombie Mistress covered in bubbles.
"What! I had to get away from those lunatics..." she gestures downstairs.
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Post by Melody Arachne on Jul 20, 2007 5:17:35 GMT -5
"Tell me about it, right?" Melody rinses out the toothbrush glass to use as a second tumbler, and pours two margaritas.
She hands one off, and scoots herself up onto the bathroom counter, propping her back against the largest unbroken mirror in Malton. Setting the briefcase beside her, she digs in her pockets for her smokes.
"So how come the other deaders can't talk? Not that I'm complainin' ... can you imagine how annoying it would be if they could. Christ. We'd never get a moment's peace. Of course if they could remember who they were, we wouldn't need to waste time scanning them. Here's a freakin' thought. Why don't we just put name tags on 'em?"
Melody lights up two smokes, and passes one to the bathing deader.
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Post by The Zombie Mistress on Jul 21, 2007 18:36:03 GMT -5
" wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Slaves_Of_The_Mistress is a NecroTech file on my pets and I, if you're curious. Why can I talk? Why can I throw cars? Why this why that why ask why drink Bud Dry? Because I'm a bitch. In fact, I'm pretty sure that whatever or whoever is responsible for this new life, us "deaders" as you say, has seen me and has nothing more to say than 'That BITCH' just because I am who I am. Fuck 'em, I say- Oh, wait. Here:" She reads from the manila folder: "Somehow this trading of one kind of hunger for another (for a time) allows these zombies to be more intelligent, and imaginative. They still act like other zombies in most respects, but they can actually verbalize why they do what they do, and convert humans to their cause...." She points "and down here... 'Between the sex and the magic, that is one reason why this faction is so perver.. er.. ritualistic in it's behaviour.'" |
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 23, 2007 20:09:04 GMT -5
The DJ hears Mel scream and knocks down the door to her room. He sees Zombie Mistress in the room. He has no clue Mel and the mistress were having a nice little chat.
"Bite her...and I'll get Leon to rape you again."
He catches the mistress offguard, and in a split second, he snatches his iPod.
"Yes, I'll be taking that back now..."
He sees the mistress carrying a whip and something hits him from that file. The whip seems to be the mistress's source of power. He tries to grab it but is too slow.
"Wanna play that way, huh?"
The DJ grabs a nearby chain and uses it as a whip against the mistress. But the mistress grabs the chain and tugs it away from him. Somehow, the whip is now on fire.
"Oh shit....this isn't fuckin' Ghost Rider..."
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