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Post by The Zombie Mistress on Jul 24, 2007 15:16:20 GMT -5
"You little shit! Consider yourself lucky I haven't eaten your brains already and stuffed your balls down the barrel of don Vito's Behemoth! If you don't get the hell out of here with your little chain, not only am I going to slowly peel the flesh from your bones with rusty nail clippers until you are a spitting skeletal image of your chain-weilding idol, but I'll then get my newfound friend here-" the Zombie Mistress finally notices the cigarette and accepts it, pausing for a long drag before spitting out the rest of the sentence in smoke. "to help superglue my clothes to you and throw you out there for him!"
Seeing that he's still there, she adds "and I filled your iPod up with Elvis Presley."
She looks at her hand and silently counts down from five fingers. four. three...
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 24, 2007 21:11:36 GMT -5
"Uh...if you need me...I'll be at a nearby NecroTech grabbing some things..."
And with that, he hurries out of Mel's room, to the roof, and across Vito's makeshift bridges.
((OK...listen here folks...I'll be away on vacation in Taiwan, leaving on the 31st, and I doubt I'll be able to make any posts after today. Also, when I leave, I might not have any Internet access. I'll be back in the US next month on the 30th, so enjoy my long absence. By the way...if someone would care to set Leon on fire during my absence, that would be most appreciated. I could use a few laughs when I return.))
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Post by Vito The Don on Jul 26, 2007 18:38:33 GMT -5
Vito's mafia come sprinting out of the smoke dragging what looks to be Vito. However one of his hands seem to be missing. They arrive back at the bar and Vito stirs. "Need chainsaw" he pleads weakly to his new consigleone. They rush over a chainsaw and various tools. After several minuits and rejuvinated Vito stands up. In place of his left hand, there is a chainsaw. He examens a new limb "Grooovy" he exclaims.
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Post by Sarpek on Jul 26, 2007 22:34:55 GMT -5
There is a thump from the roof, and a man in black wearing a Gas mask walks down the stairs. Stopping by the open door, his eyes can be seen opening wide through the lenses of the mask. He pulls out a shotgun, than realizes who he is facing, and drops it on the floor. Emptying his pockets and backpack of sundry other firearms, he raises his hands. "Truce?" he says, Voice roughened by the filters.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Jul 27, 2007 11:31:24 GMT -5
Tovarisch groggily lifts the door to the cellar open, and stumbles over the bar, nearly dropping his now nearly empty bottle of C4NT Vodka. He brushes off his suit, which has become dusty during his absence. He rubs his eyes, yawns, and with a few coughs begins to speak.
"What'd I miss?"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 27, 2007 14:08:31 GMT -5
((Looky here...I managed to post...))
The DJ comes back with a weird metal case, not like his others.
"I dug this out of the nearby NecroTech..."
Spinbad opens the case. Inside, are 12 syringes, 6 blue and 6 green.
"Now how did it go again? Blue for the virus, green for the antivirus? Or was it the other way around?"
He notices a piece of paper tucked in the case. It says 'Blue for the virus, green for the antivirus'.
"Well...guess I was right...Speaking of zombie viruses...the 3rd Resident Evil movie is being filmed at Caiger Mall. I'm heading there right now...you're welcome to join me if you like. The movie's due out September 9th, I believe."
And with that, the DJ leaves in the direction of Caiger Mall.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Jul 27, 2007 14:27:12 GMT -5
"I wouldn't miss my chance to be drunk on a film set! I'm there!"
Tovarisch dives out the window, and books it to Caiger Mall.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 27, 2007 14:51:23 GMT -5
The DJ returns.
"Sorry. I forgot something..."
He moves to his turntable and hangs up a sign. The sign says, "Watching filmmakers make Resident Evil:Extinction at Caiger. Be back in maybe a month..." He then packs his CDs in his case.
"No way I can trust anyone with these..."
He grabs a fuel can and some rope and leaves the bar once more. He shouts to everyone left in the bar, "Again, you're welcome to come by if you want! If not, I left my weapon cases and NecroTech files there, just in case! By the way, do not touch that viral case I bought back from the NecroTech! Who knows what damages the blue syringe can do...oh wait...it done enough damages already..."
And with that, a motorcycle starts up, and the DJ rides away in the direction of Caiger Mall.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Jul 27, 2007 15:02:42 GMT -5
Tovarisch jumps back through the window he had broken earlier.
"It seems I forgot some syringes here..."
He looks around, his vision hazy and his mind warped from months of nonstop drinking.
"Ah, here they are!"
Tovarisch mistakingly grabs the blue syringes from DJ's case and heads for the window.
"You never know when these might come in handy. Just gotta make sure you don't grab the wrong ones. Wouldn't want some sort of super zombie running about now would we!"
Tovarisch dives through the window once again, and sets off in to the haze.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 27, 2007 15:12:32 GMT -5
The DJ returns again.
"On second thought, I'll take those syringes I found."
He sees it open.
"What the hell? Who took the zombie virus??? They could have taken the antivirus instead!!!"
The DJ grabs all 6 green syringes and runs back out. He starts up his motorcycle, but before he could go anywhere, a big green, undead Tova. He is carrying 6 empty syringes.
"Son of a...Tova took the blue syringes...This is not good...Although he might make a good extra in the Resident Evil movie..."
The DJ runs inside and sees Vito.
"Yo Vito! Try and put Tova in Leon's cage! We're taking him to the filmmakers at Caiger!"
And with that, he leaves the bar again.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jul 28, 2007 10:34:13 GMT -5
Leon's cage was destroyed "Gaah!" Sarpek...puts him back in the cage...throws it off the roof flies through the air with the greatest of ease, accompanied by a brief and puzzled "Unh?". It crashes to the ground and rods, bars, nuts, bolts, and various other shiny things including a metal plate from some part of his anatomy cast themselves in a myriad of directions like so much shrapnel. and Leon is now free. Sarpek's name will become an expletive, a curse and a curseword, use for generations in remembrance of his contemptible, condemnable actions.
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Post by Vito The Don on Jul 28, 2007 15:07:49 GMT -5
Vito galvanizes his mob into action. "Freddy,Vinny get the chains, Michael get the tranq's and Tony, grab me his vodka." Within minuits Tova is safely welded into the cage. For sport, Vito chainsaws off the zombies arms and legs.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jul 30, 2007 15:13:02 GMT -5
The DJ returns once more. He sees Tova in the cage without any arms or legs.
"Uh...since Tova took in all 6 blue syringes, I believe some side effects would include extra arms and legs growing out and a very long tongue will appear also."
And with that, Tova grows a dozen new arms and legs. His tongue is now 10 times the size of a dog's tongue.
"Uh...maybe we should call him the dozen leg Licker..."
The DJ grabs some weapons from his case and a few extra canisters of gas. He fills up his motorcycle.
"Vito...I'll see ya at Caiger."
And with that, he rides off to Caiger, for the 3rd time this week.
((Tomorrow is the day my plane leaves for Taiwan. Bye! Be back in a month!!!))
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 3, 2007 9:52:24 GMT -5
((Thanks to my cuz here in Taiwan, I have some Internet access. Nonwireless, sadly...))
It has been nearly a few days since the DJ left for the film set on Caiger. Suddenly, a motorcycle crashes through the roof, and a film crew breaks in from one of the front windows. The dust clears, and the first thing everyone sees is a guy with a motorcycle helmet on. The guy takes the helmet off, and the DJ is back.
"Hello, everyone. Miss me?"
He notices everyone staring at the film crew. They all have black coats and is also wearing a cap that says "RE3"
"Listen...this here is the cast and crew of Resident Evil: Extinction. I have paid them high bucks to film part of the 3rd movie here. It's nice to know your leftover money has some use..."
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 3, 2007 16:52:08 GMT -5
There is a thump from the stairs, and Sarpek crashes down them, a zed again. Looking up at DJ, he raises an eyebrow. "Ah am an mazah?"
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