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Post by Magatsu Taito on Sept 11, 2007 10:43:31 GMT -5
Taito comes running towards the bar from outside the street, he jumps and dives in trough one of the the small windows up near the celling. He crasches down onto a few chair, their limbs flying all over the place, legs bouncing on soffas and getting stuck in celing. He finally stands up, after having wrestled a table to death for looking at him the wrong wray. A table leg is stuck amongst his dreads. He heads over towards the bar by running on chairs and tables, jumping over people sitting there, stepping on peanuts and pigsnacks alike. He is unstoppable in his pursuite for alcohol. "ONE STRONG GLASS OF THINGS!" He shouts as he throws himself onto the bar.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 11, 2007 15:01:59 GMT -5
"GAH! Saprek! Didn't my friend revived you in Roftwood??!? You really enjoy being dead, don't you?"
The DJ walks to the newly built bar.
"Well...that construction crew did a not bad job...I guess calling in outside contacts really help...Oh shit..."
The DJ has forgotten the fact that the "outside contacts" of his may be hunting him down shortly for getting them stuck in a quarantined city. The DJ enters the bar and sees Magatsu.
"Hey...if you see a construction crew come by, don't tell them that I've left the scene, OK?"
The DJ runs out of the bar, pass Sarpek, and stops. The DJ picks up another chain and walks over to Sarpek and ties him up, only to be bit in the process.
"Ow! Bad! Bad zombie! I swear to god, keep killing yourself just to bite me and I'll just have to give you a Headshot. Now come on...you're coming back to Roftwood with me..."
The DJ begins to drag Sarpek to the Roftwood Assault Force's friendly NecroTech facility.
"Don't you think about fighting me for this...I don't care if I gotta lock you in Leon's cage..."
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 11, 2007 15:22:31 GMT -5
Sarpek chews happily on the chain, managing to sever a link, after which the chain falls apart. Quickly hooking a nearby zombie to the remainder of the chain, he waves after DJ. Reentering the bar, he tosses Magatsu a bottle of rum.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 11, 2007 16:29:59 GMT -5
The DJ notices the switch and runs back into the bar.
"You don't want to live, eh? This'll be fun..."
The DJ grabs hold of Sarpek and tosses him in Leon's cage. He was bit twice by Sarpek in the process. The DJ locks the cage with his own lock.
"Get out of that, now."
The DJ ties a chain around the cage and begins to drag it, with Sarpek inside, out the door. But before the DJ reaches the door, he collapses due to Infection Sarpek has given him when he bit the DJ.
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 11, 2007 18:02:18 GMT -5
looks quizzically at the DJ, and throws a revive syringe at him, hoping it sticks in. he then grabs his cutting torch through the bars, which he left nearby, and cuts one bar out, steps out, and replaces it. Finishing the job with the revive syringe, he uses a first aid kit on the DJ's wounds before hiding in the cellar with the crocs.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Sept 12, 2007 10:30:57 GMT -5
Magatsu catches it with his teeth, pulling out the cork with a swoop-sound, then he takes long thoughtful swigs from the bottle, before shouting after DJ: "Shhuuree, I willn't dohh dath!" Before stumbling over towards Sarpek, offering him a swig of rum as thanks for the rum.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Sept 12, 2007 14:00:45 GMT -5
Tovarisch jumps through one of the bars many windows and rolls himself to the bar, hopping up on the stool next to Magatsu.
"Maggy!" Tovarisch says, swinging his arm around Magatsu. "You don't mind if I call you Maggy do ya? I seem to be out of Vodka. You uhhh...wouldn't mind sharing that Rum would ya?"
"No no no!" Ivan shouts from outside, pushing his way through the door of the Elbow Room. "I joined Necrotech and dragged myself all the way from Moscow to find you, and in the short time I've been here you've gotten yourself killed on numerous occasions, nearly gotten me killed, and drank enough Vodka to last any sane person a decade! You may not have realized this, but I've had to replace your liver TWICE since I got to work on you. You're done drinking!"
Tovarisch's eyes grew wide, and his brow crumpled and angry. "I'll let you stick me full of needles, take blood samples, even remove my organs, but it will be a cold day in hell when I let my younger brother tell me what to do!"
The two continued to argue for the better part of an hour, before Tovarisch stole Magatsu's bottle of rum, backflipped over the bar, and locked himself in the cellar.
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 12, 2007 14:18:51 GMT -5
Sarpek looks at Tovarisch. "Wah Yah dahn heah? Deah Grogs here." he gestures toward the many tunnels.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Sept 12, 2007 19:22:30 GMT -5
"What?" Tovarisch looked at Sarpek with great confusion. "I'm sorry, what did you say? I-I don't speak Spanish."
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Sept 13, 2007 7:37:12 GMT -5
From above they hear the enraged baning on the hatch by an angry japanese pirate having mysteriously lost his rum for some unknown reason. It starts to sound more and more like a drumbeat, when the clearly rythm-boosting properties of the alcohol takes effect.
"Last call for alcohol! Ohhh, yeah Last call for alchol! Rais your glasses to the sky, and drink until you almost die! ! Last call for alcohol! Hey hey! Last call for alcohol!"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 13, 2007 13:16:01 GMT -5
"Ow..."
The DJ gets up, revived but not feeling too good.
"What happened? Did I hit my head or something? I seem to have a major headache..."
Down in the cellar, a figure comes running towards Tova and Sarpek. It is Axe Hack. He leaps over Tova and Sarpek, runs up the stairs, draws his 2 pistols, and begins to shot up every single bottle of booze in the place, including the one in Magatsu's hands and the ones in the secret cabinet behind the bar.
"Damn...I just fired like crazy and all I shot was booze? Damn, I'm losing my touch..."
Axe Hack runs out the bar.
The DJ, whose headache has gone away, looks at Leon's cage.
"Son of a...where'd Sarpek go?"
The DJ grabs 2 fire axes, 2 pistols, a shotgun, and a lot of ammunition and runs out the bar.
"Oh Sarpek! Come out come out wherever you are!!!"
A construction crew runs inside the bar 5 minutes after the DJ left. One of them sees Magatsu.
"Hey you! You seen a guy named DJSpinbad run by here?"
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 13, 2007 14:26:19 GMT -5
"Grogs." Sarpek pantomimes the idea of a crocodile.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 13, 2007 14:32:43 GMT -5
The DJ runs down an alleyway, but falls into a hole into the sewers.
"Ow..."
The DJ gets up, and starts running in the sewers, shooting at any undead crocs that appear. The gunshots can be heard at the sewer entrance back at the bar.
"Die, you stupid crocs!!! This is one DJ you're not eating!"
Everything the DJ just said can also be heard at the sewer entrance at the bar.
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Post by Sarpek on Sept 13, 2007 17:18:40 GMT -5
Sarpek Gasps, and quickly hides in the soft sticky mud on the floor, camoflauging himself under a mound of muddy trash.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 13, 2007 17:30:50 GMT -5
The DJ finishes off much of the crocs and continues running. He turns a bend and is now running towards the bar. Halfway to the bar, he trips over something.
"W-ah!"
The DJ falls down hard. He gets up and goes to see what he tripped over. The DJ pulled Sarpek to his feet.
"Trying to camoflauge yourself, eh? A Headshot should make you think twice."
The DJ holds up his pistols.
CLICK CLICK CLICK
"Damn...pistols out...That's OK."
The DJ puts his pistols away, and takes out his shotgun.
CLICK CLICK
"Damn...shotgun's out too. Damn crocs...wasted all my ammo on 'em...Oh well...That's the only reason I bought these..."
The DJ puts away his shotgun and takes out both of his fire axes. But just as soon as he took it out, he spots Sarpek running.
"Oh no you don't..."
The DJ throws one of his axes...
...but missed Sarpek by an inch. The DJ proceeds to chase after Sarpek, grabbing the ax he threw as he ran.
"You can't run forever, Sarpek!"
The construction crew walks down the stairs to the cellars just in time to see the DJ run past.
"Hey you! DJ! You can't run forever!"
The DJ takes a look back and gasps. He continues running and shouts after Sarpek, "GAH! Hey Sarpek! Wait for me, my undead friend! I think we might be able to come to an agreement!"
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