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Post by Magatsu Taito on Sept 24, 2007 9:52:51 GMT -5
The smoldering corpse of Magatsu staggers away from the remains of the suddenly acuired, and just as suddenly fire bombed, racing car. He peels of bits of burnt flesh and eats them, as he walks towards the place were Sarpek crashed to the floor. He says "Graahhh?" as he reaches Sarpek, and flails at the floor for a bit. "Bang bang, grahh?"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 24, 2007 13:33:15 GMT -5
*SCREEEEECH!!!!!*
The DJ pulls up in his car. He spots Magatsu, Vito's chopper, and Sarpek. The DJ pulls out a syringe and throws it at Magatsu. The needle sticks Magatsu in the back of the neck. Magatsu falls to the ground. The DJ then pops open his trunk. He takes out a rocket launcher. He aims it carefully at the chopper and fires. The chopper is hit, and it crashes to the ground 100 yards away.
"That's for using the rum, sucker! And I never used the nitro on this car..."
The DJ jumps in the car and accidentally clicks the nitro button on the steering wheel. His car goes crashing into Sarpek at an extremly high speed, sending different parts of Sarpek flying in every direction.
"Whoops...I just used the nitro..."
The DJ looks back and shouts, "Sorry about that, parts of Sarpek!"
Sarpek's brains crashes on his windshield.
"Ugh...that's just plain nasty..."
The DJ looks at the passenger seat and sees a 6 pack of beer.
"Woohoo! Looks like I get the booze after all!"
The DJ opens a can and drinks some of the beer. The car crashes through the bar. The DJ spots Ivan looking at him with wide eyes. The DJ stagers out of the car.
"Good news folks...I didn't spill my beer."
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Post by Vito The Don on Sept 24, 2007 15:55:11 GMT -5
*If you note the rum was used as a moltov*
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 24, 2007 19:07:43 GMT -5
OOC: Fixed. Sorry bout that misreading there, Vito.
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Post by Vito The Don on Sept 25, 2007 19:43:46 GMT -5
*No prob*
Vito unearths himself form the wreckage. He then shiftily looks around and opens a large metal box. The outside is marked UNSC. He slowly opens the box and puts the contents onto his body. Standing tall the light shines off of his black MJOLNIR Mark VI armor. Out of another box he pulls two standard issue SMG's. He walks into the bar and gives DJ the stare down of his life.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Sept 25, 2007 22:29:05 GMT -5
*No prob* Vito unearths himself form the wreckage. He then shiftily looks around and opens a large metal box. The outside is marked UNSC. He slowly opens the box and puts the contents onto his body. Standing tall the light shines off of his black MJOLNIR Mark VI armor. Out of another box he pulls two standard issue SMG's. He walks into the bar and gives DJ the stare down of his life. OOC:I see I'm not the only one to have picked up Halo 3 this morning... |
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Sept 26, 2007 8:10:52 GMT -5
OOC: Seriously guys, I think this is getting waaaaay out of hand, at least dont put me in any more cars and kill me, that I can do myself ;D
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 26, 2007 14:21:22 GMT -5
"You tink tha' black arma is gonna scare me?" the DJ says drunkenly.
"I have a green one ya' know..."
The DJ staggers outside drunk for a few minutes and comes back in wearing a green MJOLNIR Mark VI armor.
"Now...how about some beer!"
The DJ tosses Vito Sarpek's brains that's still on his windshield.
"Drink up, me hearties!"
The DJ opens another can of beer.
"Don't worry...I'm not as think as you drunk I am..."
The DJ drinks up.
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Post by Vito The Don on Sept 26, 2007 17:24:12 GMT -5
Vito holds his beer, trying to figure out how to drink it from inside his helm. He cracks open his water circulator and pours the beer in it. He staggers about and drunkenly blows holes into all the furnature. Thats when he sees the sign. Suddenly shaken to his senses, he hops on his mongoose and speeds off.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 26, 2007 19:24:25 GMT -5
The DJ, who passed out over an hour ago, just wakes up. He sees his car and notices Sarpek's brains aren't on the windshield. He also sees a trail of blood leading to where Magatsu and Sarpek were, and where the chopter was shot down. Then he realizes what happened.
"Damn it...I got drunk and tossed Sarpek's brains to someone, huh? I bet it was Vito...I can see a trail of blood leading back to the crash site."
The DJ jumps in his car and crashes through another wall. He makes a sharp U-turn and crash through the walls again, as well as the doors.
"Damn you Vito...where'd you go with Sarpek's brains?"
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Post by Melody Arachne on Sept 26, 2007 23:53:39 GMT -5
((Swear ta god, you guys ... is there no limit? None? *sighs theatrically* I still plan to redo this silly little thread one of these days, I really do ... ))
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Sept 27, 2007 5:49:33 GMT -5
((Send me a PM when you do, this place was way better in the good ol' days... I dont mind some madness now and then, as long as it follows some sort of basic rule about time and space))
Magatsu rolls under a table. Puzzled with the sudden thought that you can always sense time, but if given the task to describe it, you are without words...
He shouts into the rest of the bar: "What is time?! Tell me someone! Describe it to me!"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 27, 2007 16:57:01 GMT -5
The DJ doesn't see Magatsu when he drives out and runs over him. The DJ pulls over and gets out.
"Oh shit...I just killed that pedestrian...or was it a zed? Ah well."
The DJ gets back in his car and drives off, running over a few zeds along the way.
"Grand theft auto, motherfucka! Woo! 10 points!"
The DJ then sees some half naked female zeds and slows down. The DJ has his eyes on them and doesn't watch where he's driving. He crashes his car into a parked car, rendering the car useless.
"Ah man...there was still a half a tank of gas in here..."
The DJ grabs all his guns, his axes, his 6 pack of beer with only 2 cans remaining, and the canister of nitro. He then gets out and makes a running dash for it. The DJ then sees Vito with Sarpek's brains.
"Sorry Vito...that's not booze...that's Sarpek's brains. Here...you can have this."
The DJ gives Vito his last 2 cans of beer in exchange for Sarpek's brains. The DJ runs back to the bar, but stops after seeing a yellow Ford Camaro on the road. Then a thought hits the DJ. Taking apart the car, the DJ surgically infuses Sarpek's brains to the Camaro. Then he puts the car back together. As an extra boost, the DJ added the canister of nitro. The car instantly comes to life.
"Heh heh...say hello to the new Sarpek..."
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Post by Vito The Don on Sept 28, 2007 5:46:27 GMT -5
*If you redo the thread, i will cry*
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 28, 2007 13:46:34 GMT -5
(OOC: Why? Is it because of the new Sarpek I made in my last post?)
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