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Post by Vito The Don on Apr 28, 2009 19:57:50 GMT -5
Vito pulls out what seems to be a sat-phone and has a hushed conversation whilst ducking PK fire. He fires blindly with a magnum over the top of the rig, taking one of the PK'ers though the shoulder. Suddenly the familiar rev of an armored Humvee cuts through the air like a knife. A convoy of 4 hummers full of what at first seem to be military men, but on further inspection have tommy-guns shotguns and fedora's on are quickly revealed to be some of Vito's "Family Contacts." Vito turns to DJ and yells "Now it's a goddamn warzone!" The mobsters take cover positions and one dives next to Vito behind the semi. Vito turns to him with an inqusitive look. "Were in hell are the Tatagglione Bothers? They were gonna bring 5 trucks and a tank!" "Those lowlife Branzini's make a move on them, and their pinned down at the east side bar." "We deal with those folks later, just throw every thing you got at these scum bags. We may be murderers but at least we do it in style!" And throw the mafia did, quickly picking off most to the Pk'ers and forcing them into an abandoned parking garage acroos the street.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Apr 29, 2009 4:36:13 GMT -5
He picks the gun up with two hands; two others run along the barrel and stock, roaming across the trigger guard and then the trigger. BOOM! Thunder rolls through the room, lost in the cacophony of all the other gunfire, but dazing Leon by merit of it's proximity. He staggers back, stunned, noticing after almost a minute of confusion that one arm is missing, torn off raggedly just above the elbow. Congealed blood hangs out from it in stringy clots.
Regathering himself, he lifts the gun up again not so much warily as with slight caution. Again it goes off, this time pointing away from him, and Axe's head disintegrates in a puff of blood and brain matter so fine it could be confused with dust. A buckshot shell must have been loaded randomly, since the usual elephant gun round would have just given his skull an extra mouth. Now he doesn't even have a skull. Leon watches, amazed but somehow not surprised. He repositions the gun. Pulls the trigger again. It kicks back, but with 3 hands holding it steady and four legs bracing his body, the recoil hardly matters. Axe's body, twitching on the floor, loses an arm and the floor behind it grows a hole as the slug from the elephant gun passes through bone and wood like air, finally stopping an inch into the concrete floor of the cellar. Leon grins happily, kicks Axe's body playfully and looks for other targets.
He points the shotgun at Vito for a moment, then turns toward one of the PK mob and blows his lungs out his back. He looks at Vito again, the gun following his gaze unconsciously, harmlessly as a pointed finger. Leon laughs a cracked, rasping laugh, eyes shining as he grins at Vito happily and waves the gun in the air, cheering to him.
Turning around in circles, he shoots up the bar in every direction, avoiding any more human targets as he shakes with wave after wave of giggle attacks. "Gaaaaaahn!!!"
Yes, Leon, gun.
Gun.
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Post by Sarpek on Apr 29, 2009 16:12:42 GMT -5
Sarpek sneaks up behind the zombie Axe, and stabs something into his back, before running away. The something beeps. "Rest in Pieces!" Sarpek mutters, and pushes a button. There is a deafening bang.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Apr 29, 2009 16:34:31 GMT -5
((He's already kind of headless on the floor, sarpek))
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Post by Vito The Don on Apr 29, 2009 18:07:54 GMT -5
Three professionally timed explosions rock the parking complex across the street, flatting it in seconds. Vito looks to a mobster who gives him a thumbs up. "Good job Rico, now boys, saddle up, it's high time we make those Branzini's sleep wit the fishes." Vito picks up a large portion of the weapons and tosses DJ a sat phone. "I'll be back in a couple of hours, we have some 'Family' issues to work out. If you need me, speed dial one." A Humvee pulls up and Vito Jumps onto the back, in the Gun emplacement and locks in the BEHEMOTH in the open spot. "Take care fools, I'll be back before you know it, oh yeah and catch Leon!" He pulls out a odd looking pistol and shoots Leon with a dart labeled NTAntiZ. "He'll be fine in a couple minutes." Vito shouts as the convoy pulls out, leaving dust in their wake.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Apr 29, 2009 18:43:26 GMT -5
One of the wounded PKers laugh hysteriacally as Vito jumps in the Humvee.
"The mafia is dead! Long live the illegal street racing gangs!"
The wounded PKer pulls out a detonator and pushes the button, blowing the Humvee Vito was in to bits. The DJ, while attempting to dig Noah out and watching Leon decapitate Axe at the same time, as well as Sarpek blowing up bits of Axe's dead body, hears the exlosion in the distance.
"Oh shit...Wasn't that the convoy?"
The DJ spots the wounded PKer trying to run. All the other PKers have either retreated or or been blown to bits with their vehicles.
"You bitch!"
The DJ pulls out a pistol and, with deadly accuracy, shoots the Pker in the knee. The PKer drops down in pain, and is now trying to crawl away.
"Leon! Why don't you go and fetch that poor fella over there! He could have some good info for us! Just don't kill him!"
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Post by Vito The Don on Apr 29, 2009 19:11:56 GMT -5
Unfortunatly for the PK, the Humvee he blew up was one of several dummy Humvee convoys piloted by a remote computer uplink. Safely on his way to the bar, one of the mobsters turns to Vito "Eh boss, we just lost HVD 1." "That's because you can't drive them to save your own life." "No fair boss, I'm smart I can do tings!" "Shut up Fredo."
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Post by Noah on Apr 29, 2009 19:31:02 GMT -5
Noah can hear explsions echoeing around him. His body is contorted under the rubble. His nose itches from the settling dust but he doesn't dare move. His hand grips the pistol tightly ready to fire at anything. He waits patiently. He's safe for the moment and that's waht really matters.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Apr 29, 2009 21:38:50 GMT -5
Leon pulls the dart out of his neck, bites his with his teeth as if testing a coin, then tosses it away. He looks at the DJ and gives an exaggerated, high, happy nod, then starts toward the wounded man, who starts crying and trying to crawl away. Leon picks him up by the hair with one hand, raising him up high, and slaps him with different hands. He chuckles, then puts the shotgun under the man's chin. "Innnfo."
The man blubbers a bit of nonsense.
Leon pulls the trigger.
He laughs gleefully as bits of the man's head find their way to the four corners of the bar. He turns around, walking toward the rubble where DJ is trying to dig Noah out, his step oddly bouncy for the shambling gait of a zombie. Suddenly he falls flat on his face, unconscious, a few feet from the DJ.
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Post by Sarpek on Apr 30, 2009 12:50:45 GMT -5
Sarpek's base warehouse hums with activity. There is a rumble as a military transport copter flies overhead, and several crates parachute out, to land on the roof where they are quickly brought inside.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Apr 30, 2009 15:29:31 GMT -5
The DJ looks at the unconscious Leon and the dead PKer.
"Aw man, Leon...I said not to kill him..."
The DJ removes the last bit of rubble from atop of Noah, but was quickly shot in the arm.
"AH!!! Mother fucker! Why'd you do that for, Noah??!?"
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Post by Noah on Apr 30, 2009 17:48:32 GMT -5
Noah looks at the DJ
"I'm damn near blind right now and you have no idea how much your blurry figure looks like Axe.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Apr 30, 2009 18:41:37 GMT -5
The DJ passes some eye drops to Noah. Then points to Axe's decapitated and blown up remains.
"There's Axe right there! Courtesy of Leon and Sarpek! Speaking of Sarpek...where did he run off to?"
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Post by Noah on Apr 30, 2009 19:09:23 GMT -5
"Where ever the hell he is I'd imagine he's got some crazy ass scheme in the works...again.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Apr 30, 2009 19:28:52 GMT -5
A newspaper blows by. The DJ picks it up and reads the headlines.
"Hey, look at that. It looks like NecroTech is saying they created a cure for this zombie virus, except when they tested it in Mexico, they created an entirely new global pandemic called the swine flu. When the hell are they ever gonna get anything right?"
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