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Post by Lord Wulfgar on Sept 28, 2007 13:56:18 GMT -5
((I think it's because you guys bend the rules of reality way to far. I used to read this thread every day and even thought about joining in. But when you starting having personal tanks and laser systems I kinda gave up on it. Meh.))
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 28, 2007 14:04:25 GMT -5
((Eh heh heh...Um.....Can I say we're all catching the Leon syndrome?))
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Sept 28, 2007 15:21:49 GMT -5
Leon scratches some dead flesh from his cheek and looks up from the floor of the bar.
"Well, we can't all be so naturally gifted as you and Drizzt, you know, Wulfgar. It'd be nice if I were Thibbledorf Pwent, but I'm not, so I'll settle for talking sex-crazed zed."
Leon groans and rolls onto his back, looking around the tavern.
"Service? Service? Can I get a scotch on the rocks with brains for rocks?"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 28, 2007 15:23:23 GMT -5
((Yup. I'll settle for Leonitis. That's what we're all catching here...))
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Post by Lord Wulfgar on Sept 28, 2007 15:28:29 GMT -5
Leon scratches some dead flesh from his cheek and looks up from the floor of the bar. "Well, we can't all be so naturally gifted as you and Drizzt, you know, Wulfgar. It'd be nice if I were Thibbledorf Pwent, but I'm not, so I'll settle for talking sex-crazed zed." Leon groans and rolls onto his back, looking around the tavern. "Service? Service? Can I get a scotch on the rocks with brains for rocks?" ((Some one who actually knows where my name comes from. That's great. Forget Pwent, you're crazier then any Harpell leon. ;D)) ((Well that's all the OOC chatter from me, I'll leave you guys to your thread.)) |
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Post by Vito The Don on Sept 29, 2007 18:53:14 GMT -5
A bligh is shone upon the sky, as the object nears and its is clearly somthing big. What looks to be a space ship. The UNSCDF ship "Kennendy" hurtles over the ruined brithish city. "What do we do now?" a deck officer asks an figure bathed in shadows. The unmistakeable italian accent is still audible over the helm. "Now we wait." The ship begins its orbit of the city.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Sept 29, 2007 19:35:21 GMT -5
Axe Hack was on his way to the bar for more killing when he spotted the airship. He only noticed the letters "CDF".
"Damn Creedy Drama Force...They have a ship now? Well not for long..."
Axe takes out a rocket launcher he had stolen from the DJ.
"Bye bye Drama ship..."
Axe fires and shoots the ship down. The ship lands 100 yards outside the bar. Axe runs towards it to kill any survivors. At the same time, the DJ, still with the new Sarpek, sees the explosion.
"Come on Sarpek...Let's check it out..."
Sarpek is unresponsive.
"God damn it...I guess I shouldn't have infused his brains into that Camaro...Looks like I'm walking..."
The DJ runs back to the bar. As he arrives, he spots Axe Hack killing off the few remaining survivors of the crash.
"You can tell the rest of the Creedy Drama Force to go to hell!"
Axe shots the pilot in the head. He turns around and sees the DJ.
"Oh shit..." was the DJ's reply.
As Axe Hack aims his guns at the DJ, the DJ dives behind a pile of rubble, undertaking heavy gunfire from Axe.
"Come on, Spinbad! No fair hiding!"
The DJ takes out his cell and texts Vito.
"Where are you, old pal? I'm undertaking heavy fire from our PKer friend here! I could really use the help!"
The DJ takes out his pistols and returns fire. This gunfight can be heard for miles away. Some members of LUE begins shambling over to the sound, despite the long walk they'll have to make.
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Post by Vito The Don on Oct 1, 2007 16:43:33 GMT -5
Luckily, was the decoy ship ran by the Leuteants of the army. Vito turns to his officer. "Never could stand those cocky bastards anyways. Suddenly a text appears in his HUD. "Alright men saddle it up, move to the bar, it borders Riddelybank, Scarlettown, Barville and Roachtown." Fliping a latch in front of him, he looks towards his Deck Segant. "Full cleanse of the bearpit while were at it." He looks at the lack of motion on the deck. "WHAT THE HELL YOU WATING FOR, CHRISTMAS?" The ship galvanizes into action. He types back to DJ. "Hold tight, there should be a battle rifle under the bar,with a couple of plasma granades. Wait for the Calvary."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Oct 1, 2007 18:19:12 GMT -5
The DJ runs into the bar under heavy gunfire. Ivan is still inside. The DJ dives behind the bar and searches frantically for the battle rifle and plasma grenades. Axe Hack comes inside.
"Looking for this, Spinbad?"
The DJ looks up. Axe Hack is holding a battle rifle and a box of plasma grenades.
"Oh shi-"
Axe fires the battle rifle. The DJ quickly dives away from the bar and runs for the back door. Axe Hack follows, shooting up the rest of the bar as he tries to shoot the DJ. One of the shots end up hitting Ivan in the leg. As the 2 men run out the back door, Axe Hack behind the DJ, no less, Axe Hack throws a plasma grenade inside the bar. The bar explodes into a million pieces. The explosion could be seen from Vito's ship, as well as from the rest of Malton. The DJ runs to the warehouse across the street. Axe Hack follows behind, while a horde of LUE zombies shamble nearby. Axe Hack stops and shouts at the zombies.
"Stop! I'm a PKer! Don't bite!"
The zombies stop in their tracks.
"There's a very famous man inside that warehouse. I heard his brains are nutritious."
The zombie charge at the warehouse, while the DJ frantically tries to keep the barricades up.
"God damn Axe Hack...He has LUE on his side now??!?"
The DJ sends another text to Vito.
"Hurry up here! In addition to Axe Hack, I now have to keep the barricades of the warehouse up, due to the arrival of LUE!"
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Post by Angel on Oct 1, 2007 19:14:03 GMT -5
((Halo? Come on! Let's use a game that isn't so over RPed, eh?))
*While searching for Goolina to finish a duel long since planned, Engel sees a large horde scrambling into a bar*
"Holy shit!" he whispers, pulling out his two way. Pressing the activation switch, he again whispers "Kris? I've got a large group of Zs moving in to a bar near the 'bank, any info?"
*After several minutes of waiting in the shadows, he decides he is out of range and unsheathes his combat knife*
He to says himself "Well, might as well recon this little event. Not everyday you see something like this go down..." as he slowly moves over the roof tops to the bar.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Oct 2, 2007 9:29:14 GMT -5
A Japanese man comes crashing out trough a window on the second floor a bit to the left below Engel. He turns around in the air, seemingly unaware of the ground beneath him, and swings a baseball bat towards a few rotten hands streaching out towards him from the shattered remains of the window. He misses with several meters, since his momentum caries him to the other side of the presumed-to-be-alley(?) he is falling into.
He falls trough the plastic lid of a dumpster standing towards the opposite wall from which he came. There is a crash, a loud thump, and then only the occasional moans of man who regrets jumping into the dumpster for organic waste...
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Post by Vito The Don on Oct 2, 2007 14:55:20 GMT -5
Cut to the bearpit. A lone survivor is up against a horde of Zeds, then a light shines brightly in the sky. "Its the second coming!! I'M SAVED!!!" Then the survivor notices what looks like a missile barrage coming in while the light fades. "Oh for fuu.." The bearpit, explodes into bliions of peices. Meanwhile, Vito's ship is above the warehouse. "Alright" Vito yells at his men. "You ladies have to surgically strike the warehouse below, and extract with my musical friend, got it?" "SIR YES SIR." "THEN GET TO IT MARINES." He starts a text message. "One more minuit."
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Post by Angel on Oct 2, 2007 15:04:06 GMT -5
*Seeing the lone man hiding in a dumpster, Engel chuckles to himself*
"Ha ha ha, what an idiot. Now they'll smell him a mile away"
*Looking into the sky, Engel sees what looks like a spaceship*
"Now what the fuck! They can bring in spaceships, but they can't drop us a few tanks? Bullshit!" he says out loud, only to realize he is near the bar.
*Pulling out his scope for an obviously broken S. rifle, he peers into the building*
"Now, who the heck is that in there? He better hurry up and hide, those 'cades won't last long much longer..."
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Oct 2, 2007 17:20:12 GMT -5
Magatsu pulls himself up out of the dumpster, not noticing the person laughing at him on the roof. He jumps out of the dumpster into a sort of half-crouch, gets an anoyed look on his face just before he jumps back into the dumpster, rumaging trugh half-eaten food in search of his baseball bat. He then jumps out of it once more, looking twice as much as a homeless guy as before he jumped into it the first time, and holds up his bat straight up over his head.
He starts walking towards the corner of the building, and as he looks around it, he sees a number of zombie coming his way. Magatsu runs a bit down the alley, turns around, and dives into the dumpster once more. He hides underneath the garbage until the zombie shambles past him, seemingly heading towards the Quartly it seems, because of them talking eagerly about "Harrah Rahher"...
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Oct 2, 2007 17:47:12 GMT -5
Axe Hack runs by Angel and Magatsu throwing plasma grenades at every building directly next to the warehouse. He destroys all the buildings. Some of the rubble closes the dumpster Magatsu is in, trapping him inside. Axe looks around.
"Heh. That DJ ain't freerunning out of that warehouse now..."
The DJ looks out the window.
"Ah crud...looks like I can't freerun out of here without being seen by LUE..."
A piece of the barricade falls. The DJ runs to the barricades, throwing more stuff on it. His cellphone rings. The DJ reads the text message.
"Another minute? What the fuck? Are you kidding me?"
The DJ sends a text to Vito while throwing more stuff on the barricades.
"That extra minute might be something I might now have!!!"
After he sends the text, the DJ accidentally throws his phone in the barricade.
"Ah shit...That wasn't suppose to happen..."
His phone rings again.
"Ah shit...I can't get to it without taking down this cade..."
The DJ throws more stuff on the cade, while at the same time trying to reach for his phone. His phone continues ringing.
"Oh come on...why did it have to ring right now?"
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