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Post by privatefirstclass on Aug 14, 2008 14:59:29 GMT -5
"Oww fuck..." The lead burns in PFC's face. "Dammit, I wasn't gonna shoot you dick." PFC looks at DJ. "I got a welder in my bag. I'll fix up the tubes. But you better figure out how to fix this bastard". PFC takes the tubes and begins working on them.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 14, 2008 16:58:27 GMT -5
"Right..."
The DJ reaches in another box and takes out a book. The title reads, "NecroTech Super Zombie Revivfications for Dummies".
"Guess I better start reading this book, then..."
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Post by privatefirstclass on Aug 14, 2008 19:35:25 GMT -5
The welder stops abruptly. PFC looks at it through his gas mask. "What the fuck?" He looks at his fuel can. He unplugs the welder from it and shakes it a couple times.
"Dammit." He grabs a few of the tubes and puts them in front of the DJ. "Didn't quite finish all of 'em."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 14, 2008 21:57:24 GMT -5
The DJ didn't seem to hear PFC. The book is on his lap, but he seems to be snoring. When you look at him, it strikes you funny how someone can snore with his eyes open. There is something fishy with the DJ's glasses...
"ZzZzZzZzZz..."
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Post by privatefirstclass on Aug 15, 2008 0:18:27 GMT -5
"What the fuck...." PFC shakes his head. He goes over and starts binge drinking anything behind the bar.
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 15, 2008 7:17:09 GMT -5
Sarpek goes over to the DJ, picks him up, and shakes him violently, shaking teh glasses off. He pokes out the lenses, puts them back on the DJ, and throws the book at him. "Nah Zlahb!
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 15, 2008 15:25:01 GMT -5
The DJ suddenly wakes up.
"Huh? Wha-?"
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 15, 2008 17:08:01 GMT -5
"NAH ZLAHB! Ravavh MAH!" Sarpek shakes harder.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 15, 2008 19:19:21 GMT -5
"Huh? Oh yea. Sorry. This book is rather boring. I mean, look at all these big words!"
The DJ shows super zombie Sarpek one of the many pages in the 980 page book.
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 15, 2008 20:16:32 GMT -5
Sarpek promptly tears out hte page, eats it, and glares at the DJ. Picking him up, he drags him to the nearest NT, and throws him inside it. "RAVAVH MAH NAH!"
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 15, 2008 21:56:04 GMT -5
"Geez...There's goes a page of NecroTech Super Zombie Revivfications for Dummies...Nice job Sarpek. Now we might have a 1% error when attempting to revive you. Didn't I say it had to be 100% precise?"
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Post by privatefirstclass on Aug 15, 2008 22:17:41 GMT -5
PFC stumbles out onto the street. "Fuck this, too much crazy shit over here." He starts walking. He heard beacham was interesting...
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 16, 2008 16:08:57 GMT -5
Sarpek Glares, and proceeds to cut off the extra limbs with a chainsaw before shambling off to the nearest NT.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Aug 16, 2008 18:14:38 GMT -5
The DJ yells after Sarpek.
"Careful, man! Just because you sawed off your extra body parts doesn't mean you're still not some crazy super zombie! You still need a mixture of the regular revive syring and the green syringe!"
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Post by Sarpek on Aug 18, 2008 20:47:28 GMT -5
Sarpek walks back in, looking stronger than before.
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