The Elbow Room

[privatefirstclass]

PFC falls through the roof. "Fuck" He gets up and sees Sarpek dancing. "Ok.."He looks at DJ." Don't worry, he's fine. I'm not here for him. I came to warn you guys about Axe Hack." PFC begins barricading the door, and he grabs a steel shutter on the floor. He puts it over the biggest window. "He's back. Some little kid and him have been fucking with me and this other guy for about a week now. Disillusioned, think their hitmen or some fantasy bullshit." He walks around, checking cabinets. "Where the fuck are the guns?"

[Magatsu Taito]

Suddenly, and quite shockingly to boot, a naked Asian guy crashes trough the bathroom door with a comets tail of badly managed hair behind him. He rushes trough the bar, throwing himself clumsily over the bar disk, grabbing the nearest bottle and drinks it down in big gulps before realizing that he's drinking soy. This is followed by him rushing back to the bathroom with his face and chest covered in black soy sauce. After the spitting and sting of half mumbled, half shouted curses dies down a severely confused Magatsu emerges from the bathroom, face and beard, and other body hair placed closer than 5 feet from his face, dripping wet.
"Dammit! I need new clothes." He says, after realizing he's completely naked.
He heads towards the janitors office, hoping to find something to put on for now.
"So, ever seen a Asian guys return from undead red paste before?"
He gives Sarpek a huge, slightly unnerving grin of appreciation, before disappearing trough a door. This is followed by the sound of someone viciously rummaging trough everything in sight.

[albub]

((Can I join in with all this or am I still trapped in the Sniper's Spot continuity?))

[Magatsu Taito]

((I'd say knock yourself out, it's not like things are too coherent around here anyway, so why not?))

[Definitely Not Axe Hack]

((I might say...start a new character. Magatsu has himself and an Asian guy, Sarpek running as a zombie and a PKer, while I have the DJ and Axe. More characters might make for more dramatic experience.))

The DJ looks at PFC.

"Did you say Axe Hack?"

The DJ kicks open a floorboard and a shotgun flys out. The DJ catches the shotgun and cocks it.

"Where is he? That bastard stole a few cases of that virus and anti-virus stuff last time he was here...As well as my iPod."

[Sarpek]

The front door slams wide , and the bar is bathed in flame. When the smoke clears, KEVIN WAS HERE. PREPARE FOR DEATH is found painted on one wall.

[privatefirstclass]

"Fuckin' kid!" PFC grabs the bar's fire extinguisher, and goes to work. He slams the door, and double covers it with steel. "From now on we go out the roof, with a boost." PFC walks to DJ. "He's across the street i think. I saw movement over there as i came in."

"We need to grab some guns. I'll go with you. Sarpek and the Asian should stay here and protect the bar. If we fuck up, that's our last line of defense."

[Definitely Not Axe Hack]

"You never had much experience dealing with Axe like I did. That bastard PKed in this bar quite a few times in the past. If I know Axe, it'll most likely be a trap."

And the DJ lifts open a floorboard, revealing a shitload of weapons, including shotguns, pistols, explosives, and more.

"Don't worry about the guns. I have that covered with my personnal stockpile. Just watch out for those spring loaded knives on some of these floorboards. Yes. Some of these floorboards are rigged with spring loaded knives. It's...um...booby trapped. I just don't remember which floorboards, though...The ammunitions for the firearms here are in a seperate floorboard, so it could be a slight problem..."

[Magatsu Taito]

(( Actually, Magatsu is Asian. Japanese to be precise. Magatsu Taito, ya know. So I still only got one guy. I could always throw in my PKer I suppose, but that would probably get annoying really. That character is more than a slight bit bonkers. Sure, Mags is too, but he's not as unpredictable. And sometimes he's just drunk. ))

The hairy Asian guy, vaguely recognizable as Magatsu, storms back into the bar. He's now wearing some sort of makeshift kilt made from a green skirt with two pairs of old arctic camouflage pants crudely stitched on. He's also wearing a huge pink latex vest over the upper half of a blue janitors overall. He looks like the kind of person a fashion designer would either love, or hire someone to kill. Either way, it's highly offensive to everyone's eyes.
He jumps up on the bar and with a dramatic and painfully looking throw of the head towards the other says:
"Hey!"

[Sarpek]

Sarpek aims a bite at Magatsu's ankle, but misses as Paris Hilton starts blaring loudly and unstoppably from the DJ's speakers. He immediately strains toward the speaker, but catches up against the chain. A rumble is heard from the sewers below as zombie crocodiles mill around.

[Definitely Not Axe Hack]

"What the fuck?"

The DJ looks out the window and sees an entire horde outside.

"Shit..."

The DJ dives for his unplugged speakers and smashes them to pieces, making Paris Hilton stop in the middle. The horde outside seems a bit confuse and slowly begins breaking up. The basement door is suddenly banged open and as many as 15 zombie crocodiles and 10 zombie alligators barge in the bar.

"CRAP!!! Not these pests again!!!"

The DJ fires a round at a zombie croc with the shotgun in his hands. Sadly, the bullet does no damage. The DJ smacks himself in the head.

"Idiot. Zombie crocs are unaffected by bullets or melee weapons...We need to blow them up from the inside..."

THe DJ runs for the open floorboard of weapons, but 3 zombie gators cut off his path.

[Sarpek]

There is a click, and hidden speakers activate, continuing the hilton hell.

[privatefirstclass]

PFC pulls out a combat blade, and begins hacking at the gators confronting DJ. "Hurry, grab it now." He is knocked back, he sees DJ sprinting toward the board. The Asian freaks out and pulls out a pan, manically swinging.

[Sarpek]

Sarpek walks up behind PFC, and chews on his shoulder.

[Magatsu Taito]

Waving around haphazardly with the frying pan, Magatsu manages to gain two rotten lizards attention! He quickly flings the hot cocking oil in their reptilian faces, turning them into flash fried liazard a la Magatsu. He then proceeds to eat their crispy eyes with his toes, just for the hell of it.
"Tasty!" He exclaims, as the lizards melted faces spasm and their bodies twitch like fish on dry land. Since their mouths have melted together they cant open them any longer, and don't pose any bigger threat.
"It's only when closing their moths they can do any real damage, and considering they can't drown us up here, they've made their last tactical fumble! Have at thee, you anorectic turtles!"
He throws himself on top of the closest one with a face that does not appear to have been flambéed, and with a arm around it's head he starts chocking it with gusto.
After chocking it for a while, and realizing that undead creatures don't breath, he gives up, takes his frying pan, bangs the agitated lizard in the neck, and using a low table as a spring-board, jumps back onto the bar.
From under the bar he presents a mic, and starts blaring out one of his favorite hip hop tunes over the karaoke machine:

"With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Walking down Hollywood boulevard with a credit card
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Body in wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
L.a.p.d. through gray clouds couldn't see me
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
People got scared and ran away they think Im weird
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
Is he weird? ?


Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!
Half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!"