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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 19, 2008 23:09:57 GMT -5
The DJ watches as Sarpek crafts his suit.
"I don't think I have enough Flak Jackets for the HEV suit...OK...Maybe enough, if you plan on making a teen-sized HEV suit..."
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Post by Sarpek on Nov 20, 2008 15:23:22 GMT -5
"I've got some too. Raided a police station a while ago. And I get them off PKers, and sterilize them. If you headshot them, the jacket survives."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 20, 2008 15:28:33 GMT -5
"I've got 50, and how many do you have?"
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Post by Sarpek on Nov 20, 2008 17:22:31 GMT -5
"About 30." Sarpek puts on the suit, puts his regular clothes over it, and hangs a crowbar on his belt. "Hmm.... Something's still missing."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 21, 2008 15:59:14 GMT -5
"Yea. There sure is. That suits a little too small for you....I think you might need another 20 flaks to make it completly fit you."
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Post by Sarpek on Nov 21, 2008 17:54:26 GMT -5
"Meh." Sarpek runs out to the nearest police station. There is a burst of meaty thuds from outside as a rather surprised Zombie is beaten with a Crowbar.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 22, 2008 15:25:13 GMT -5
Another zombie, SomeoneDead, it seems, sneaks up on Sarpek and takes a nice chunk out of Sarpek's neck.
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Post by Sarpek on Nov 22, 2008 18:36:30 GMT -5
Sarpek swears, ramming the crowbar backwards into the zombie's stomach, and throwing over his shoulder in a judo throw. He steps on its neck, and brings the crowbar down as hard as he can on its skull before passing out. The suit's lifesystems beep for a few moments before a revive syringe auto-deploys, injecting into the small of his back. Sarpek sleeps on.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 25, 2008 16:49:45 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back in the bar, the DJ attempts to keep the barricade up from a horde that just seem to have recently entered the area. SomeoneDead stands up from the end of the horde, and looks down at the one dead body, which happens to be Sarpek. SomeoneDead points at Sarpek, and a few dozen zombies gather around him.
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Post by Sarpek on Nov 25, 2008 20:39:55 GMT -5
Sarpek groans, and stands up. His eyes widen, and he stares at the crowd of zombies. He pulls out a shotgun, and empties both barrels into the crowd, and runs out through the gap it leaves, but not before dropping a rather large charge of C4 raided from another supply truck.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 27, 2008 11:31:14 GMT -5
The door in the Elbow Room bar finnaly gives way. The DJ jumps out of the way of a falling vending machine. He pulls out two axes.
"This is it! One man against an entire horde! If I manage to win this battle here, this'll be news for the entire survivor population!"
The DJ runs into the horde head-on. NUmerous zombie heads could be seen flying out of the crowd. SomeoneDead points at the DJ.
"GRAH HARMAN!!!"
The DJ throws an axe at SomeoneDead.
"GRAH HAR-"
The axe hits SomeoneDead with a loud thud and SomeoneDead falls lifeless onto the pavement.
"That outta shut him up. Oh crap...."
A zombie lunges at the DJ, but the DJ deflects the zombie back with his remaining axe. The DJ runs towards SomeoneDead's lifeless body and picks up the axe lodged in his head. THe DJ stops, and faces the rest of the horde.
"Bring it on, silly zeds!"
The DJ runs into the crowd yet again. On a nearby rooftop, Axe Hack, who amazingly seemed to have survived his explosive impact a few days ago, watches the battle. A man runs up to Axe.
"Sir, is it time for the assault?"
Axe turns to the man.
"We wait until the poor DJ has tired himself out. Then we strike."
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Post by Sarpek on Nov 29, 2008 9:27:53 GMT -5
Meanwhile, at the bottom of the building, Sarpek attatches several more charges to the main supporting girders. He sneaks out of the building, and thumbs the detonator.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Nov 29, 2008 18:45:38 GMT -5
Just as the building collapses, a small group could be seen leaping over to the Elbow Room from other rooftops. They stop 2 blocks away, waiting for the right moment to strike the DJ. The DJ, who is making his 50th charge into the horde, seems to be running out of breath. Only a small handful of zombies remain. The entire place is scattered with lifeless bodies, most of them beheaded from the DJ's two axes. Radios being carried from the small group starts buzzing. Axe Hack's voice could be heard.
"Now, is the perfect time to strike. The poor DJ seems to be running lonely. And tired. And remember, after this is done, we hunt down Sarpek."
The group pulls out numerous weapons, ranging from axes to pistols to shotguns to crowbars. They jump down to the street and charges at the DJ just as the DJ was making his 51st charge into the remaining 6 zombies.
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Post by Sarpek on Dec 1, 2008 15:21:47 GMT -5
There is an enormous bang, and several of the group go down, various cutlery sticking out of various parts of their bodies. Sarpek breaks open the four winds, reloads several slug shotgun shells, and closes the breech. "Who else wants some? 'Cause if you do, keep on walking."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Dec 1, 2008 16:50:53 GMT -5
While the small group keeps Sarpek busy, a bigger group leaps over to the DJ. The DJ, who has downed the last zed, hears the commotion and turns around just in time to see Sarpek fight off a small group of PKers and also in time to see a bigger group charge at the DJ. The DJ drops both of his axes.
"Oh...You've got to be kidding me....I've just finished with an entire horde...Now I have to deal with large groups of PKers as well? Can't a guy get a break?"
The PKer in the lead pulls out a knife and lunges at the DJ. The DJ pulls out a pistol and pops the guy in the head. Another PKer throws a knife at the DJ, knocking the pistol out of his hands. The rest of the PKers charges the DJ with numerous hand-to-hand combat weapons.
"Guess I have to wait for a while before I get my well deserved break..."
The DJ picks up both his axes and "draws swords" with the PKers.
"En garde, fools!"
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