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Post by Angel on Jan 18, 2009 15:43:18 GMT -5
AND THEN EVERYBODY DIES! BOXXY RAPES TEH CHILDRENS OF MALTON!!!!1!
/cruise
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 18, 2009 16:06:57 GMT -5
Another report comes in. "This is Jake. We've tracked the zed to a warehouse. The door seems to be sealed stronger than the usual barricades. No evidence of survivor occupation. Drilling through one of the doors reveals concrete behind it. Will continue attempting to gain entry. Suspect radiation symbol sprayed on the door is just another example of vandalism." "Great. A warehouse. That narrows down Sarpek's hiding place from 1000000 to like 100000. If only I had more info..." |
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Post by Noah on Jan 18, 2009 17:23:30 GMT -5
Noah slipped through the shadows, following the MPD officers. His CB headset was tuned into their frequency allowing him to follow their actions, hoping they would lead him to Sarpek. Luckily these idiots were too used to cushy, safe life inside the MPD's police stations that they didn't watch their backs or try to sneak through the zed infested streets.
In his other ear was the headset for the matching radio that he had given the DJ.
"DJ, come in, DJ, do you read me? I'm tailing the MPD officers sent in to reinforce the current task force. Sarpek's reported location is nineteen blocks north and five blocks east of the bar. I repeat, nineteen blocks north, five blocks east. Over."
The MPD had set up a cordone around the warehouse. Noah radioed in to the DJ again
"DJ, The MPD have secured the area, I'll make a diversion if you can get in and revive Sarpek."
Noah pulled out a cell-phone. It had a single number that he had never called. He had once saved a PKers ass in a tight spot with twenty zeds and a jammed shotgun. He had said he would return the favor sometime. Now was the time to call it in.
"Hey, this is Noah, yeah, that Noah. If you and any of your buddies want a go at some easy MPD meat, come to the factory at..."
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Post by Sarpek on Jan 18, 2009 19:07:43 GMT -5
"BARHAH!" The voice blares out of the loudspeakers, crackling and staticky, startling the officers. The warehouse Sarpek had gotten into happened to be the one with the reactor. He stuck his head out the window, and bullets spanged off the armored helmet. "Nah! Nah! Raghazan hazag!" "Nah bang-bang! Nah gam am! He gestures toward the symbol, and makes the symbolic throat cutting gesture for dead. He holds up an empty cannister, and points to the same symbol on it: the tri-foil of a radiation hazard.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 18, 2009 20:36:40 GMT -5
"God damn it, Noah. Whatever you do, don't be calling any PKers now...."
An engine revs. The DJ looks around because it's not his bike. From the rooftop, a black motorcycle leaps from roof to roof. The DJ takes out a pair of binocs and spots the license plate. The license plate says "AXE".
"That better not be Axe Hack..."
The mysterious biker lands outside the warehouse in front of the MPD. Multiple shots are fired. The DJ's radio blares in, "HELP! This is Captain Foley of the MPD SWAT team! We are being assaulted by a PKer! Identity is currently unconfir - Hold it. The PKing biker's taking off his helmet. It's, it's...Oh no...It can't be...Not Axe Hack......Send major reinfore - *Gun fire followed by the thud of a falling body*"
"Damn it...Noah, you didn't..."
The DJ revs his bike, and rides it a block before it runs out of fuel.
"Damn it! Time for transportation plan B....."
The DJ takes out a skateboard and wall rides the nearest wall, getting onto the roof. Using the numerous ramps that happen to be on the rooftops, the DJ spine transfers himself onto other rooftops all the way to the warehouse Sarpek is currently in. And where Axe Hack is currently tearing up the place on the outside...
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Post by Noah on Jan 18, 2009 20:52:11 GMT -5
Noah ducked behind the 'cades where his pker friend was busy reloading a shotgun.
"I knew you would bring a few buddies but I wasn't expecting Axe himself to come. You guys do realize that I only need you for a distraction and not a slughtering"
The pker began firing over the barrier.
"My folks understand the deal. I've got no idea about Axe, he's just crashing this party. No idea how the hell he heard about. this."
"Well, try not to kill too many," Noah replied. "They may not be all that good at the apocalypse game, but they do make good cannon fodder."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 18, 2009 20:58:36 GMT -5
The DJ lays at rest on a rooftop adjacent to the warehouse, the skateboard leaning against the door. He uses his binocs to scout out the area.
"So...We have Axe knocking out the MPD, and the MPD's fighting back. Sarpek is still standing at the door. No wait. He just went back in...Noah is...Ah! There he is! On the roof of the cinema with someone who I've never met before...And we have more random fire coming from a few unknown directions, but by the looks of it, they're aimed at the MPD...Now let's see...Save a few lives and take out Axe, or find a way in the warehouse and revive Sarpek. What to do..."
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Post by Noah on Jan 18, 2009 21:27:19 GMT -5
Noah pulled out his radio to speak with the DJ
"What's the plan? I'm lined up for a good leap onto the roof. Where are you at? Oh, sorry about Axe. Purely unintentional. Know what, screw this. I'm reviving Sarpek before I get my ass shot off."
Noah turned to the pker
"Cover me."
Noah took a dash across the roof before going airborn. He soared through the air for a few seconds, seeming like a minute as bullets whizzed past him into the sky. He landed on the roof with a thump.
Pulling out a length of paracord, Noah tied off on a pipe that stuck out of the roof and repelled down into the warehouse through a skylight. He checked his watch. He had seventy-five seconds before the radiation began to have negative side effects, two minutes before he suffered crippling radiation sickness.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 19, 2009 7:44:36 GMT -5
"Wait! Don't jump - Damn it he jumped..."
The DJ grabs the skateboard and skates to the nearest NecroTech a few blocks away. He leaves the NecroTech wearing a radiation suit. The DJ skates back to the warehouse. Axe is still shooting up the place.
"Hey Axe! Watch your head!"
Axe turns around and sees the DJ.
"Huh?"
The DJ gains speed on the skateboard and Ollies in front of Axe. The DJ then does a Nose Grab, knocking Axe down. Afterwards, the DJ wallrides the warehouse's walls, getting onto the roof. The DJ skates to the rooftop doors and does a kick flip, knocking open the doors and landing at the bottom steps.
"Hey, Noah! Where are you! It's me, the DJ! I've got a radiation suit for you here! God, I hope he didn't succumb to radiation poisoning yet..."
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Post by Noah on Jan 19, 2009 8:22:01 GMT -5
Noah pulled his Mag-light from his pack and scanned the room. Luckily the warehouse was empty except for Sarpek's contraption. Near the door, the Iron-Zombie formerly known as Sarpek was moaning and groaning at the MPD outside.
Noah dashed towards him, leaping on his back. Luckily the latches down the back came undone quickly when smacked a few times with a hammer. Unhooking the helmet he slid Sarpek out the back.
Noah shoved a needle into his neck and dragged his body across the floor. After tying him up to the end of the paracord Noah climbed back up to the roof and hauled Sarpek up after. Finally getting the body back on the roof, Noah slumped to the ground, suffering from exhaustion and radiation poisoning. He began to vomit profusely.
"Better wake up soon, Sarpek, I need you to get me the hell out of here."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 19, 2009 9:57:57 GMT -5
The DJ does another kick flip down a few more flight of stairs. He skates onto a walkway overlooking the main floor of the warehouse. He sees 2 shadows moving in the far corner. The DJ takes out his binocs.
"Bingo! I knew Noah was here somewhere! And looks like Sarpek's with him...I better hurry..."
The DJ ollies over the railing and does a kickflip, getting him onto a steel cable. The DJ proceeds to grind the cable with a kickflip backside 50-50. The cable leads the DJ to Noah and Sarpek.
"Damn, Noah. You're not looking too good here..."
The DJ tosses Noah a bottle of water along with the radiation suit.
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Post by Noah on Jan 19, 2009 11:01:14 GMT -5
Noah begins to work his way into the suit while shivering incessantly. He tries to get a sip of water down but ends up throwing it back up.
"My...pack..." Noah groans, pointing to the pack sitting on the edge of the skylight."
The DJ gives it to him and Noah begins to rumage inside it. He pulls out a pill bottle labeled "Potassium Iodide." He takes two pills and tosses it to the DJ for him to do the same.
He shakes Sarpek while whispering, "Wake up, time to wake up."
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 19, 2009 11:42:41 GMT -5
"Thanks. But I think this suit's enough for me."
The DJ looks around.
"You better wake Sarpek up soon. That blinking red light over there by the machine Sarpek constructed doesn't look like a good sign..."
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Post by Sarpek on Jan 19, 2009 12:29:13 GMT -5
Sarpek blinks, and stands up. "Damn. One of the PKers must have punctured a coolant line. We need more power for the pumps." He runs over to the control panel, and turns a few knobs. The whir increases to a muffled roar, with a loud hiss audible somewhere, along with a drip. "Shit." He runs over to a large diameter pipe leading out of the wall that is perforated by a shotgun blast. "Shit-shit." He grabs a bag of hydraulic cement, and pours it over the pipe, sealing the leak. The reactor returns to a healthy hum. "Okay, now that that coolant leak's taken care of..." He walks around the reactor, and finds a blast crater in the concrete on the other side. "Triple shit!" This time he dispenses with the concrete, and pours some molten lead into the breach. The red lights and beeping of teh geiger counter begin to die down. "And now to give the PKers a nasty surprise... " He picks up what looks like a dual speargun attatched to a cable, and fires at a PKer. There is a sizzle, followed by more as the PKers attempt to remove the spears from their fallen comrade.
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Post by Definitely Not Axe Hack on Jan 19, 2009 12:35:48 GMT -5
"Wait. Hold on. I think the only PKer of worry out there is Axe Hack. I think some of those guys are with Noah. Something about a distraction or something when I heard it over the radio. Didn't hear much 'cause it was kinda static-y."
The DJ looks at Sarpek and his helmet-less suit.
"Maybe you should wear this instead..."
The DJ tosses Sarpek a radiation suit.
"Enjoy it. That's the last pair I got from the nearby NecroTech."
The DJ rolls Noah onto the skateboard.
"Now...I think our primary concern is to get the fuck out of here before this place explodes. And get Noah to a hospital. I don't like that rattling sound, along with that blinking red light..."
An alarm from the machine begins to blare.
"...Now you can throw in blaring alarm under the things I don't like right now..."
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