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Post by Hec Scrivener on Nov 7, 2006 14:11:34 GMT -5
As some of you may have heard, I misplaced my glasses during the fall of the Blackmore, a true tragedy that has resulted in my missing my mouth with my mead-horn no less than five times. I've been over the Blackmore Building with a fine-toothed comb, and I haven't found them, so I think maybe some zombie took them for some reason.
So kill zombies and post your kills here so I can check to see if they've got my glasses.
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Post by Ron Burgundy on Nov 7, 2006 14:45:16 GMT -5
Say it ain't so, Hec!
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Post by Hec Scrivener on Nov 7, 2006 18:38:19 GMT -5
Indeed. I've actually had to get more mead without first draining my horn, I'm ashamed to say.
And I keep tripping over things.
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Post by Rockby Quickfoot on Nov 7, 2006 18:41:36 GMT -5
You're telling me! Yesterday you bumped into me and I spilled good mead on an invading zombie! Those stinkers don't even deserve the right to bathe in it!
Things are looking pretty bleak Hec. I think we might have to manufacture you a new pair of glasses.
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Post by Hec Scrivener on Nov 8, 2006 1:24:25 GMT -5
That was you? Sorry. At least you didn't try to eat my brain, so I didn't shoot you. That would have been awkward.
No one's killed a bespectacled zombie? Hmmm, perhaps if I offered some sort of reward...
Hec pats himself down.
Ah, here's something. I picked up this Rolex from a planter in Nichols Mall. Maybe it graced the wrist of a rock star once or something. It's stopped, but...
Hec tries to take the watch off his wrist; the band breaks.
Erm. Yes. Well. Anyway, it's shiny. So there it is. This shiny thing for my glasses.
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Post by happy on Nov 13, 2006 6:11:41 GMT -5
Are you saying that you're a victim of theft? That sounds like a job for our law firm.
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Post by Artaxerxes/SweetIrony on Nov 13, 2006 7:52:21 GMT -5
Ah, this would be the thread to post this in... Hec, I saw this sign the other day, those aren't yours are they?  |
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Post by ian on Nov 13, 2006 13:19:45 GMT -5
ha.. funny
and im sorry hec, i havent been killing much lately, ill ask the people i revive if ive seen them
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Post by Artaxerxes/SweetIrony on Nov 14, 2006 13:53:27 GMT -5
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Post by Hec Scrivener on Nov 14, 2006 18:55:23 GMT -5
No, no, none of those are mine. Thanks anyway; I'm sure there are must be some other survivor out there who's also lost his or her glasses, and can use them. But we have to keep looking. That sign must have been up since before the outbreak, anyway; I don't think there are many computers or color printers left functioning. Are you saying that you're a victim of theft? That sounds like a job for our law firm. First we have to find the nefarious zombie culprit... |
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Post by sarahtonin on Nov 19, 2006 2:29:49 GMT -5
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