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Post by Bob Beetlebum on Nov 5, 2007 11:16:49 GMT -5
This is a little song I wrote. And by wrote, I mean plagiarised. And by plagiarised, I mean it's an homage. Yeah.. that's it.  I wanna be a Malton Ranger! Live a life of sëx and danger! Malton Ranger! Sëx and danger! I wanna be a Mall Survivor! Find another generator! Mall Survivor! Generator! I wanna be a Zed Reviver! Needle me a zombie blighter! Zed Reviver! Zombie blighter! I wanna be a Combat Medic! Find an open wound and FAK it! Combat Medic! Wound and FAK it! |
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Post by ian on Nov 5, 2007 11:24:11 GMT -5
'wound and FAK it' sounds mildly obscene
i like the umlauts above the 'e', very rock and roll.
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Post by jleggitt on Nov 5, 2007 11:27:59 GMT -5
Bob nice work this is a really sweet tune.
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Post by Bob Beetlebum on Nov 5, 2007 11:45:53 GMT -5
Heh, I put the umlauts there cause someone's playing funny buggers with a word replacement thingy.
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Post by Padre Romero on Nov 5, 2007 16:56:16 GMT -5
I don't see any bing cherries...
Anyway, I'll be sure to track down whoever's playing funny buggers with the word replacement thingie
happy guy fawkes day everyone
Malton's Angels song coming soon
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Nov 6, 2007 1:31:36 GMT -5
This is a little song I wrote. And by wrote, I mean plagiarised. And by plagiarised, I mean it's an homage. Yeah.. that's it. I wanna be a Malton Ranger! Live a life of sex and danger! Malton Ranger! sex and danger! I've yelled this same verse at least once a day during any siege, although I gotta say the rest of yours are far better than mine (I pretty much only yelled this over and over, see...) |
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Post by ian on Nov 6, 2007 11:18:04 GMT -5
priz why does your sig only have 'WCFAL'?
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Nov 6, 2007 17:49:12 GMT -5
And what does it stand for? West Canadas Friends of All Lamas?
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Nov 6, 2007 20:10:10 GMT -5
Hell if I can remember. There's someone who figured out using a "search" function on the forum, but I have no idea how to do that.
I guess there just isn't enough room.
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Post by Bob Beetlebum on Nov 6, 2007 22:58:30 GMT -5
The search function says: "Welsh and Canadian Fisherman's Association for the Liberation of Principalities of England and the Ultimate Destruction of Those Who Are Amphibious Like" Whatever that means  |
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Nov 7, 2007 1:03:46 GMT -5
Fuck me, that brings back memories.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Nov 7, 2007 10:15:07 GMT -5
Lulz on that... What does Amphibious Like mean anyway? People who swim?  |
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Post by ian on Nov 7, 2007 15:15:48 GMT -5
dude im sure there was france in there somewhere.
And im pretty sure the fishermans thing came from that kick-ass john smiths salmon advert where the guy fights the bear
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Nov 7, 2007 15:47:39 GMT -5
I think I've seen that one actually...
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Post by Bob Beetlebum on Dec 1, 2007 6:55:12 GMT -5
So here we are, facing the Big Bash. And we'll probably all be eaten by zombies... Which, of course, means it's time for a song!
(to the tune of Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division)
When a rotter bites hard
And barricades are low
And the Big Bash rides high
But trenchcoaters won't go
And we're changing our base,
Freerunning different roads
Then zeds, zeds will tear us apart again.
Why is Blackmore so cold
Ruin around every side?
Is my aiming that flawed,
Our FAKs run so dry?
Yet there's still a Christmas Tree
That we've kept through our revives
Zeds, zeds will tear us apart again.
Do you die while in your sleep
While the building's exposed?
Zed got your brain in it's mouth
As Tangling Grasp takes hold
To this dead thing you're food
Just can't reload no more?
When zeds, zeds will tear us apart again.
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