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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 31, 2007 10:13:39 GMT -5
We have actually had one of the Rotting-Bastards get a revive, just so that he could come into the library and tell us they were attacking because the lecture series is a bad idea. What the hell ? Somebody is actually killing us because they don't get it ?!? I'm glad I have a forum to talk to sane people on, otherwise I would just think the city of Malton is one gigantic asshat and n00b convention. *try to resist quoting this one harrison.  |
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Post by Gore Girl on Jan 31, 2007 14:51:34 GMT -5
Not to mention people in the mall don't want to lend a hand at Quartly because the Gore Corps was in there. Never mind that they also helped defend the library while they were there.  There's not getting it, and then there's mental retardation. |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jan 31, 2007 15:21:50 GMT -5
maybe it was the Chernobyl explosion. the radiation makes the Russians extra stupid and paranoid. ummmmm ever wonder what dhg is going to look like when he gets older.... I'm thinking Charles Nelson Reilly. sorry fred i just can't help myself.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Jan 31, 2007 19:01:32 GMT -5
Hey I resent that.
Not all of us got huge doses of Radiation, and those of us who did just got mutations like enlarged body parts.
Why do you think my wife loves me so much? Bow chika bow wow.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Jan 31, 2007 20:29:20 GMT -5
Bow chika bow wow, everyone.
Gotta boast, halted a zombie break-in today. It was hot.
Doors were open and they were attacking Darwin and me.
Closed the doors. Darwin was at 23, so I healed healed him, then barricades to lightly.
Zombies kept chewing on me (once they realized I was active) so I just healed myself every fourth zombie claw. Then they APed out (is there a better term) I raised the cades to VSB++ and went to the mall to spend 8 AP looking for FAKs... although I couldn't kill the zeds.
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Post by Gore Girl on Jan 31, 2007 20:31:24 GMT -5
I took a few shotgun blasts out of Le Petite Morte. How unlike a Frog to actually attack. ;D
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 1, 2007 15:32:49 GMT -5
FRENCH GUARD:
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
GALAHAD:
What are you doing in England?
FRENCH GUARD:
Mind your own business!
ARTHUR:
If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH GUARD:
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
GALAHAD:
What a strange person.
ARTHUR:
Now look here, my good man--
FRENCH GUARD:
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
GALAHAD:
Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
FRENCH GUARD:
No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
ARTHUR:
Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER FRENCH GUARD:
Quoi?
FRENCH GUARD:
(Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
ARTHUR:
If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
KNIGHTS:
Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
ARTHUR:
Right! Charge!
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away!
FRENCH GUARD:
Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS:
[taunting]
LAUNCELOT:
Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR:
No, no. No, no.
BEDEVERE:
Sir! I have a plan, sir.
[later]
[wind]
[saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw]
[clunk]
[bang]
[rewr!]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak]
[rrrr rrrr rrrr]
[drilllll]
[sawwwww]
[clunk]
[crash]
[clang]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[creak]
FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering]
C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[clllank]
ARTHUR:
What happens now?
BEDEVERE:
Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
ARTHUR:
Who leaps out?
BEDEVERE:
U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh...
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
BEDEVERE:
Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger--
[clank]
[twong]
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
[CRASH]
FRENCH GUARDS:
Oh, haw haw haw haw! Haw! Haw haw heh...
i know I'm sorry I had too.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Feb 25, 2007 19:46:00 GMT -5
Insane experiment time !
Mz.Tonin, the head of the reference desk has decided we should endorse a No barricades policy as an extension of our no kill zone. Utterly loony toons. Yep, don't ask me, I just work here.
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Post by Tovarisch Khrushchev on Feb 25, 2007 19:57:41 GMT -5
Sure would help us zombie librarians.
I get killed all the time...it hurts.
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Post by Gore Girl on Feb 25, 2007 22:20:45 GMT -5
It's been an interesting experiment thus far - then that buh-tard Grumble Cake had to get in there and start attacking people. I headshot her and dumped her. I think the no-kill policy shouldn't extend to her.
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Post by jleggitt on Feb 25, 2007 22:35:38 GMT -5
I had an alt stop by there about half an hour ago, and was promptly attacked by grumblecakes I am wondering if your no kill policy is in effect if its self defense.
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Post by Gore Girl on Feb 25, 2007 22:53:09 GMT -5
I had an alt stop by there about half an hour ago, and was promptly attacked by grumblecakes I am wondering if your no kill policy is in effect if its self defense. Grumble Cakes has proven to be a pain in the ass. If she's attacking you, kill her and explain yourself to the QSG. |
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Feb 26, 2007 0:18:09 GMT -5
proven to be a pain in the ass. Of course you have the right to defend yourself. We honor your autonomy, and strongly encourage communication prior to deliverance of headshots. |
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Feb 26, 2007 1:10:43 GMT -5
what about cock slaps? or righteous kicks to the nuts?
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Feb 26, 2007 16:55:30 GMT -5
After consulting with my advisors, we have decided cockslaps are funnier with no warning.
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