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Post by Gore Girl on Dec 27, 2006 13:51:21 GMT -5
awe, why cant weee be friends, why cant weee be friends. And I too am sorry for blowing your brains out the back of your skull Doesn't count in the kill tally. No more than my killing DHS when he was a zambah counted in the kill tally. It's still DHG: 0, Goolina: 2 Now I'm going to take asshole doctor by the hand and sing Kumbaya to him. ;D
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Post by Gore Girl on Dec 27, 2006 18:18:07 GMT -5
Hey guys, wake up. Four zambahz in Quartly. StrayZombie and I both got killed right away. I got back up, went in and secured the doors, but since I'm dead I can't cade.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Dec 28, 2006 15:09:34 GMT -5
i don't have that skill yet. if you need a revive and your lecturing at the quarty... which means a truce. than I'll give you a stick..
oh thanks for the graffiti in the hospital: You are inside Eligius General Hospital. It was one of the last to be evacuated, and seems to have been cleared out in a hurry. The building has been loosely barricaded. A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.
Somebody has spraypainted asshole doctor is a douchebag onto a wall.
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Post by ian on Dec 28, 2006 15:33:09 GMT -5
quartly is ok, not many zombies in nichols either
it took me along time to find it without a map though
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Post by Gore Girl on Dec 28, 2006 16:00:10 GMT -5
oh thanks for the graffiti in the hospital: You are inside Eligius General Hospital. It was one of the last to be evacuated, and seems to have been cleared out in a hurry. The building has been loosely barricaded. A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. Somebody has spraypainted asshole doctor is a douchebag onto a wall. That wasn't me. Not that I don't wish I'd thought of it, but alas I used up all my paint at Giddings. Anyhow, I would have called you a douche nozzle, not a douchebag. 
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Dec 28, 2006 16:29:35 GMT -5
hey it's still calling the kettle black. and that so funny cause thats my pet name for jorm. well douchbag. if you still need a stick PM me.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Dec 28, 2006 22:43:49 GMT -5
I'm so stealing that. Ha ha ! Douche Nozzle TMHas everybody gotten whatever it was out of their systems ? And Goolina, the other survivors in Roftwood have gotten better at spotting and reporting RRF, stay frosty. I'd like to commend the Ranger/Gore-corps truce. I am proud to say that they both groups were present during a zombie break-in. ;D
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Post by Gore Girl on Dec 29, 2006 1:37:55 GMT -5
If they didn't kill me at revive points, they wouldn't have to worry about me later.  What do you think of the Zombie Love lecture so far? I know you're dying to ask about zombie intercourse.
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Post by Sir Fred of Etruria on Dec 29, 2006 2:22:41 GMT -5
I am interested in zombie-love... Is it traditional to give a tangling-grasp to your beloved undead when you see them ? Do you kiss or peck your beau on the cheek ? Do you feeding drag them from one building to the next ?
If anyone is killing you at the revive points, it's the ruskies in Eligius hospital... they over barricade too.
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Post by Gore Girl on Dec 29, 2006 2:28:31 GMT -5
I am interested in zombie-love... Is it traditional to give a tangling-grasp to your beloved undead when you see them ? Do you kiss or peck your beau on the cheek ? Do you feeding drag them from one building to the next ? Actually, I give very enthusiastic hugs to all my team when I see them. I usually follow it with a bellowing cry of "Haghz! Haghz rh zambahz!" Of course, StrayZombie and I tend to be a little more enthusiastic, and we often respond with loving claw-swipes and bites. This is only while devived, though. When we're revived, we tend to focus more on the business at hand, which is killing people. I guess you can say that zambahz do have more fun. 
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Post by ian on Dec 29, 2006 6:54:10 GMT -5
i suppose you can be as rough as you like, as you just stand right back up.
this leads onto the question of survivor to zombie intercourse, the humans must get lonely and theres quite a few necro's around... also when your just lieing on the floor it must be quite tempting.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Dec 29, 2006 10:05:49 GMT -5
nah I just usually just park my bicycle in the crack of their ass.
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Post by ian on Dec 29, 2006 10:07:30 GMT -5
really dont talk to me about bikes... i dont like the much.
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Post by Old Man in the Corner on Dec 29, 2006 13:28:34 GMT -5
i suppose you can be as rough as you like, as you just stand right back up. this leads onto the question of survivor to zombie intercourse, the humans must get lonely and theres quite a few necro's around... also when your just lieing on the floor it must be quite tempting. try and find a movie callled "A Boy and his Dog..." it's a post apocalyptic movie from 1975 where... oh well follow the link www.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/ lets just say the opening sequence is a bit... along these lines.
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Post by Gore Girl on Dec 29, 2006 13:30:54 GMT -5
nah I just usually just park my bicycle in the crack of their ass. Yep, the "riding the bike" position has become something of a surprise hit with the zambah BDSM contingent - I think it ranks right up there with the "donkey punch" and the "undead thunderous cockslap."
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