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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Mar 26, 2008 18:38:20 GMT -5
Ok, here's something for you little darlings to wrap your minds around: You wake up, strapped belly-down to a table. In walks a giant pedophile with Down Syndrome, and he grabs your Achilles Heel with savage force, and beings to flay your calves. Then he amuses himself by forcing you to walk on the bony stilts that are left of your legs.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Mar 30, 2008 17:55:25 GMT -5
Is this the plot for the new Hostel or Saw or something?  |
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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Apr 1, 2008 9:11:44 GMT -5
No, just the sick inner-workings of my mind at work.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Apr 8, 2008 7:19:38 GMT -5
You should write the story for the next Silent Hill game or something. Made me shiver.
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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Apr 9, 2008 16:31:59 GMT -5
Just imagine being strung up by your thumbs and having your ass cheeks cut off ;D
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Apr 9, 2008 16:46:25 GMT -5
uh no. you.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Apr 10, 2008 8:32:07 GMT -5
Kinda like having your ass shaved by a blind guy.
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Post by kyndrid on Apr 12, 2008 0:02:46 GMT -5
... Yea... My sig is awesome. (one of the many benefits of being a pro-gamer  ) |
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Apr 14, 2008 10:56:20 GMT -5
Thread hijack! I agree, it is quite the pretty thing.... Though I have no idea what game it's from.  |
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Post by ian on Apr 14, 2008 11:38:24 GMT -5
that sounds alot like my saturday night.
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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Apr 15, 2008 19:02:14 GMT -5
You know those meat slicers they use at Subway? Imagine sitting on one. Ahhhhh, yes. There are few pleasures in life greater than ass-cheek, sliced extra thin.
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Post by razi on Apr 15, 2008 19:26:05 GMT -5
Ian: "this sandwich is just awful. Seriously, it tastes like ass."
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Post by someguy5031 on Apr 16, 2008 13:03:06 GMT -5
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGMGOMGM
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Post by 23skidoo on Apr 16, 2008 13:34:48 GMT -5
Most of the people I know with Downs Syndrome are generally pretty chilled out and cheerful. I can't imagine one of them torturing me for kicks. Course you never really know someone till they've got you tied ass up to a table so who nose.
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Post by Magatsu Taito on Apr 18, 2008 0:41:11 GMT -5
The mental image of ass Subways is both disturbing and highly amusing. ;D
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