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Post by peashooter on Jun 4, 2008 23:36:16 GMT -5
Seeing as the newest game change has turned anything into a weapon, I have found that you can break bottles of beer and wine over someones head. This of course gave me an idea.
After the library is retaken and relatively safe, we start going at each other with bottles of wine, beer, and whatever else we find lying around.
Scoring:
Two points for a broken bottle of wine or beer on any other librarian
One point for hitting with anything that would not normally be considered a weapon. (toolbox, gas can, newspaper, etc.)
Ten points for killing an unruly patron with any of the above.
Other rules: be courteous, heal after you hit an innocent.
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Post by jefferson32 on Jun 5, 2008 9:50:36 GMT -5
But not the guilty. I like it. I like the idea of beating someone to death with a self-help magazine.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jun 5, 2008 23:08:57 GMT -5
um we still have guns.... you know like in America. so i will shoot you dead.  |
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Post by peashooter on Jun 6, 2008 9:44:23 GMT -5
Quartly is taken back. Give it the weekend and see if we can afford to waste booze by smashing it over each others heads instead of hording it to drink.
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Post by peashooter on Jun 8, 2008 23:21:29 GMT -5
well, it doesn't look good. multiple break-ins of unruly patrons. sadly, I don't think it would be wise to batter each other with meanies at the doorstep.
I don't think we should start until the library is safe again, or we get used to being gnawed at consistently.
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Post by jefferson32 on Jun 11, 2008 17:19:01 GMT -5
* peashooter said "thanks for the needle Jeff. Now what are we gonna do about our little zombie problem..." (43 minutes ago)
* peashooter said "Ahh hell. at least I saved the booze." (33 minutes ago)
* peashooter smashed a wine bottle over your head for 3 damage. (32 minutes ago)
* peashooter said "It's" (32 minutes ago)
* peashooter smashed a wine bottle over your head for 3 damage. (32 minutes ago)
* peashooter said "a" (32 minutes ago)
* peashooter smashed a wine bottle over your head for 3 damage. (32 minutes ago)
* peashooter said "Merlot." (32 minutes ago)
* peashooter healed you for 10 HP. (31 minutes ago)
...and so it begins.
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Post by peashooter on Jun 11, 2008 23:22:36 GMT -5
I won't count those as points cause I didn't officially start the event. I just felt like hitting you over the head with something.
And with that, it 'is' on now. there is a slight change in the definition of 'unruly' patron.
Any patron who impedes the smoothe operation of the library. that includes any zombie standing in the library while it is ruined. remember, be nice, heal after you hit.
Oh yeah, and don't use the whiskey, that's mine.
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Jun 12, 2008 8:50:02 GMT -5
hey get back in. pibbit retook it all by herself. the bitch.
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Post by chicklet on Jun 12, 2008 18:17:12 GMT -5
That's right it was all me so kneel before me!
And be nice AD or I'm going to show everyone the picture of your hairy ass I took when you mooned everyone in the auto repair shop.
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Post by jefferson32 on Jun 12, 2008 19:01:10 GMT -5
Cha-ching!
You break the wine bottle over Klapaucius's head for 3 damage. They die.
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Post by peashooter on Jun 12, 2008 19:23:44 GMT -5
OH!!! nice. I did some scoring of my own:
You break the beer bottle over Charles Darwin's head for 3 damage. They drop to 57 HP.
You break the beer bottle over Charles Darwin's head for 3 damage. They drop to 54 HP.
Edit: standings as of now are...
Jefferson32 - 10
peashooter - 4
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Post by jefferson32 on Jun 12, 2008 21:48:58 GMT -5
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Post by peashooter on Jun 13, 2008 16:15:31 GMT -5
# Jefferson32 smashed a beer bottle over your head for 3 damage. (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
# Jefferson32 smashed a wine bottle over your head for 3 damage. (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
# Jefferson32 said "and who said beer and wine don't mix?" (6 hours and 53 minutes ago)
tack 4 more for Jefferson. dude. Consider the headache you're about to have. you should save your booze to dull the pain.
You break the beer bottle over Jefferson32's head for 3 damage. They drop to 57 HP.
You break the beer bottle over Jefferson32's head for 3 damage. They drop to 54 HP.
You break the beer bottle over Jefferson32's head for 3 damage. They drop to 51 HP.
You break the beer bottle over Jefferson32's head for 3 damage. They drop to 48 HP.
You break the beer bottle over Jefferson32's head for 3 damage. They drop to 45 HP.
You say "There. happy Jefferson? hmm? I hope your head hurts for a week."
and 10 for me.
Standings:
Jefferson32 - 14
peashooter 14
Come on folks, booze isn't just for drinking. at least not until I get bored of hitting random patrons in the head with it.
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Post by Gore Girl on Jun 13, 2008 23:26:34 GMT -5
You people scare me.
Karma for peashooter!
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