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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 4, 2009 14:38:39 GMT -5
What, without Padre, we can't have any new entries here? Come on, guys! At any rate, it's true, and actually quite simple. Does anyone care to guess what said proof could be?
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Post by Noah on Jun 4, 2009 18:57:36 GMT -5
No, tell me.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jun 4, 2009 21:01:59 GMT -5
well spit it out. nut.
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 5, 2009 10:32:12 GMT -5
Easy. Because it doesn't. I could be an ass and leave it there, but I won't.
You see, logically, if time travel is ever to exist, it has to exist at all times and in all places, simutaneously. For example: In 2101 AD, war was beginning time travel is invented by Doctor F. Swineburne, or "Swinny." Swinny has always been obsessed with the 1960s, due to a predilection for lousy beach films. So he travels to 1960. Several times. Guess what, folks, time travel now exists in 1960, if only in a very limited scope. However, eventually, Swinny's research notes are stolen/sold for liquor/shared with the world. And others develop time travel. And others, also stuck on Annette Funicello, head for the 60s. Well, the extent to which time travel exists in 1960, has been broadened. And so on, and so on. People would travel to other times, as well. Past, future, it's all wide open. And while people who exist in 2101 would see it as a gradual broadening of time travel accessibility, we would see it as instantaneous. Because everybody who hit up 2009, to play some old-school zombie MMOs, would exist for us at the same time. Regardless if they came from 2101, 2099, 5872, or 1352 (to play some new-school zombie MMOs.) So the moment time travel was invented, it would exist everywhere, everywhen. And it doesn't, so it never will. Which sucks, because time travel is awesome. I guess we'll just have to wait for the flying cars.
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Post by Noah on Jun 5, 2009 12:42:15 GMT -5
Unless you take into account the alternate time line theory...
The universe is made up of an infinite number of parallel time lines. Each moment in history is parallel with every other moment in history on every other time line. Thus time travel wouldn't be the travel back in time, but the travel sideways in the infinite time lines. By mere chance no one has chosen to travel into the past of our time line with any great effect, introducing the time machine. Thus we haven't had it yet.
-OR-
People HAVE travelled back in time, just a limited number and the government is covering them up.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jun 5, 2009 16:27:40 GMT -5
Mmmm. Annette Funicello....Sorry, what?
Or it could be controlled. Perhaps the same technology which made it possible (Hail Skynet!) also strictly controls it's use and effects.
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Post by Noah on Jun 5, 2009 17:02:02 GMT -5
Or maybe you're living a life that is actually a reality TV show and you're the only one who doesn't know it. Your family and friends are all actors. We're just the producers' assistants posting on here because we get paid extra if we do. All around you are hidden cameras. Time travel exists but the producers decide not to add it in because of certain complications time travel would place on the film crew and set designers. Or not.
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jun 5, 2009 19:57:31 GMT -5
You don't have cameras in the bathroom, do you?
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Post by Noah on Jun 5, 2009 20:17:25 GMT -5
They're aimed at chest height so it's cool.
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 6, 2009 6:06:38 GMT -5
Okay, you've got me. It does exist, and I am from the future. 17 minutes from now, in fact. Problem is, my time machine was composed mainly of bacon, and I was kinda hungry, so...
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Post by Leon Silverblood on Jun 6, 2009 6:23:22 GMT -5
Bacon ninja?
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Post by jimmymoog on Jun 6, 2009 9:39:30 GMT -5
How did you know the secret? No! It can't be... Wait. Actually, that proves my theory, so nevermind. It's cool.
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Post by winka on Jun 6, 2009 11:37:21 GMT -5
It's time to say "enough!" and return to the basics of simple things that anyone can grasp..
We can no longer expect closed-minded scientists to be able to understand such simple things as time travel.
Use the power of your mind to ‘jump’ into alternate universes, and visit alternate versions of yourself .
I once went to an alternate universe, just daydreamed myself there with transcendental meditation.
Space and time when used to describe events can't be clearly separated. Therefore, space and time are fused together in a symbiotic manner.
Avoiding drowning in a sea of micro-details and buffing up my crystal ball.
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Post by Noah on Jun 6, 2009 13:39:26 GMT -5
Have you been hitting up the transcedential marijuana stash again, Winka?
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Post by winka on Jun 6, 2009 16:56:32 GMT -5
Ohmmmmm.....OHmmmmmm
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