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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 20, 2006 13:24:11 GMT -5
Once opon a time, there was a tortise and a hare. The hare was always on about how fast he was, and this really made the tortise angry. One day, the hare went to far, and the tortoise challenged him to a race. The hare accpeted of course, knowing he was much quicker than the slow, pathetic turtle. And so, the date of the race was set.
Soon, that day arrived, and both the tortise and the hare were in high spirits. In a show of good sportsmanship, the tortoise even gave the hare a bottle of water. The hare, being a prick, drank it all, then made a rude comment about the tortoise's mental abilities. Eventually, they made their way to the starting line and...
BANG! They were off! The hare raced ahead, while the tortoise set off at a snail's pace. Soon, the hare grew tired.
"That stupid turtle is miles behind me," he though," so I think I'll take a nap under this tree!" He soon dozed off. When he awoke, however, the tortoise was almost at the finish line. He tried to get up and rush to the line, but he was still very drousy and was unable to move quickly or coherently enough to get there in time. The tortoise won, and the hare moved away out of humiliation. Years later, he fell into drug use, and was found dead in the dugout of a baseball diamond.
The moral of the story? Don't fuck with turtles. They carry ketamine and wont hesitate to stick it in your drink.
Man I am soooo bored...
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Post by ian on Dec 20, 2006 13:38:00 GMT -5
i need the toilet, and my grans here
thats unexpected...
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 20, 2006 14:19:09 GMT -5
I hate the lack of bladder control exhibited by most old people.
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Post by ian on Dec 20, 2006 14:23:32 GMT -5
mines pretty good, smokes like a chimney, drinks a bottle of hock a day and is pretty rich
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Post by Prisonner Of Today on Dec 20, 2006 14:30:59 GMT -5
Not mine. Mine leakys like a rubber raft full of porcupines.
I have a rich uncle who thinks he poor though.
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Post by ian on Dec 22, 2006 13:05:48 GMT -5
lol mines just funny
i should really check this board more often. its so hidden away i miss it when i scan the page
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Dec 22, 2006 13:29:19 GMT -5
ian, member when I changed your name to melinda and you got all mad
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Post by ian on Dec 22, 2006 13:38:30 GMT -5
yes, you changed it alot. and i got very mad
luckily you saw sense and stopped before i had to pull out the big guns
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Post by Die Hard Girlyman on Dec 22, 2006 13:42:19 GMT -5
Here I'm going to be you IM AN ANGRY IAN, ANGRY LOUD NOICES RAAAA!
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Post by ian on Dec 22, 2006 13:43:26 GMT -5
its IRD!
haha sorry man, its the red shirt that made me think of it
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Post by asshole doctor™ on Dec 22, 2006 14:29:18 GMT -5
anyway his teeth are too sr8 to be ian.
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Post by ImperialRedDragon on Dec 22, 2006 17:40:25 GMT -5
I hate it when the extended family comes over and I try to politely retire to my room, so I don't end up murdering anyone in a blind rage, and they force you to stick around. I also hate how a few months ago, my uncle came over and his kids ran into my room, uninvited, and I got bitched at because they saw my computer wallpaper, which is a chick with her boobs halfway hanging out. I won't lie, I was a bit reluctant to leave my dorm for the holidays. I think I'll just spend Christmas alone, fuck the family.
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Post by ian on Dec 23, 2006 12:12:53 GMT -5
ahh my familys fun... mainly as i hardly ever see them
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