Post by Artaxerxes/SweetIrony on Mar 29, 2007 20:59:21 GMT -5
Huey's arrival and welcome:
A zombie said "H! Zarh, abrabazzah! Harrah Rahng az haarh!" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
MrFredSmith revivified a zombie. (24 minutes ago)
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "Hah Mrh. Rahng! Az naz ga hab h!ah harh. Am zarrah arrh zah rh!brarh!anz arh gangbang, bah zambahz arh harh, zambahz ganna rh!zzan han Mrh. Rahng grh."
You say "Rargam ga zah R!brarah!"
You gesture to Quartly Library.
You gesture at yourself.
You say "Ah am R!brarh!an Zraag!ranah, ah am zah Gaazg Zambah R!hra!zan."
A zombie said "Zangz M!z Aranah! Harrah ganna bah habbah za gabba-gabba an zah R!brarah zammarah." (11 seconds ago)
You gesture down at the ground.
You say "Zhaz az mah man, Aragha."
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "An ah hran zambah, BRANAGAN, az harh arza."
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "Mrh. Rahng, az barah harharharh, rang aga, ah raz ah mambarh ab Abrab!an Hargarh, an zah Rabangh Zazh grab, harm, an gangbang mah!"
You say "Harh az Gragg Haghz? An Gag Zm!zh? An zah azzarh Zazhz? Zah arrahz mag mah harharharh, aban ran zah mangh an mah bra!nz."
Later, the speech:
* Huey P Long said "Hello, Quartly Library! I must say, this is quite a crowd that's assembled here tonight." (41 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Thanks for the welcome, Miz Irony. To answer a few of your questions: The Totes are doing just great; we even have some new Kinderen! Doc Smith I haven't heard much from, but Grigg Heights we tidied up pretty well before we left on our road trip..." (39 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Say, you look familiar--are you sure you don't have a cousin or something that I've seen before? ...Anyway, before I get off subject:" (38 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Right now, a high percentage of Malton's ferals are suffering from a lack of brains. This is not to say that there's a shortage of brains; far from it--the citizens of this fair city have plenty of brains for everyone within these quarantine limits." (37 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "What is happening, however, is that many of Malton's elite survivor class are choosing to hoard up these brains, to deny them to the less fortunate ferals who have yet to learn of the delights of a fresh, living brain supply. Many, indeed, have more..." (35 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...brains than they know what to do with--take the group I name the trenchcoater class for instance. Think of all that grey matter going to waste, stuffed inside the noggins of people who don't even know what they have in there!" (34 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "This is not to say that *all* survivors are so stingy with their brains--the denizens of this fair Library, indeed, strike me as some of the most kindhearted I've met, in any state--but, on the whole, Malton's survivor population, which consists of less.." (32 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...than 50 percent of the whole population of Malton, is keeping back 85 percent of Malton's brains to themselves and using less than... 5 percent? 10? Don't remember the exact figures right now, but the point is they're letting so much good cerebral..." (30 minutes ago)
* Grumio said "Rah! Rah! Huey Long for Mayor! Rah! Rah!" (30 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...tissue go to waste when it could be given to some of Malton's more brain-starved ferals, a class which consists of almost exactly 50 percent of Malton's total zombie population." (29 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "The figures are all there if you want to check them yourself; I can tell you where to find them." (29 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Thanks Grumio." (28 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Everyone, Grumio is one of my loyal campaign staff. He's here to help record these words for posterity--although he seems to have missed the introduction
" (28 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah--it is this heinous imbalance in the distribution of grey matter that the Share Our Bra!nz program wishes to correct." (27 minutes ago)
* Grumio said "Sorry, buddy. I ran all the way here from Shackleville. I've gotten everything since I got here." (27 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "I believe that the chief causes of this imbalance are found in the roots of Malton's corporate system, specifically the Necrotech Corp. and Malton's Mall system." (26 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "No problem. I'll see if I can't fish my notes out after I finish..." (25 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "While these are not inherently bad in and of themselves, I believe that they can easily be corrupted and exploited by greedy survivors who only wish to further their own betterment, and who look down upon our ferals as something unworthy of their..." (24 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...consideration. I believe, therefore, that strict controls and regulations must be placed upon these bodies, with heavy cerebral fines imposed upon violators." (22 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "To further that end, I believe that teams of assessors should be created to scout out the dens of our city's corruption, and that the profits that the vipers' nests have accumulated be made freely accessible to the public." (21 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Let every man have all that he needs to make a living (or unliving, as the case may be)--but give the rest to someone in need!" (20 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "I suppose that concludes my little soapbox oratory--if anyone has any questions, I'm free to take them now. Oh, and grum, let me check through my notes to see if I have the rest..." (19 minutes ago)
* Grumio said "you can let me know in the Tote forum, sir." (18 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zaangz, Harrah. Harrah, Rang! Harrah!" (15 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah haz??" (14 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah B Rang haz bra!nz??" (13 minutes ago)
* A zombie gestured at Huey P Long. (12 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah!" (11 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zhaaaarh mah zambah bra!nz!!!" (9 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 minutes ago)
You are inside Quartly Library. Shelves and racks have been toppled, books scattering out across the floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.
There is a mob of eighteen other zombies here. You recognise BRANAGAN, Alache, buddhagazelle, GrumbleCake and Huey P Long amongst them.
There are four dead bodies here. They all smell strange.
Since your last turn:
* A zombie said "Zhaaaarh mah zambah bra!nz!!!" (42 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah na ganna gab na marh?" (42 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah am nah habbah, Harrah na ganna gab!" (42 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah na barra naz!" (41 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zarrah, Harrah. Mah zambah na ganna harm nah harmanz nah marh." (38 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah na ganna harm na harmanz, na zambahz, ahn baagbarn na marh." (35 minutes ago)
* A zombie killed Huey P Long. (16 minutes ago)
* A zombie gestured to the south. (14 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah na ganna harm na harmanz, na zambahz, ahn baagbarn na marh." (10 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harh, harh, ahn zambah nah ranna ra!gh hrrh rabrahzmanz!! Harh harh harh!!" (8 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Grambagagz az Mahah!" (7 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Babbagazzarh Harrah grab bra!nz za Harrah gabba-gabba hrrh abrabazzah, nah zambahz anrah." (4 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mrh Grambagagz ranna barg Harrah? Grambagagz nah rahg Harrahz gabba gabba?" (1 minute ago)
You say "Braba! Braba, Mrh. Rahng!"
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "Bagghagazarrh, rargam an zah R!brarah! Anazzarh zambah rh!ng!zg?? Ah hnah zam azzarz, Grh. Ranzam an Hrang B!ggarz."
You say "Mrh. Rahng, barah naz gabba-gabba. Ah hab zah harh z!ng an zah arg!bh. Ah, an Grambagagz... Az nah barah naz. Grambagagz arraz gahz, HAR HAR HAR HARMANZ ARH BANANAZ! An zhan hah grabz an harmz zah R!brarh!anz."
* A zombie said "Mah zambah ganna gab zamrhm" (4 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zangz M!z!ranah!" (1 minute ago)
* A zombie said "Zamrhm za Am!rh! Bananaman" (59 seconds ago)
* A zombie said "Razzan bhrh!! Bzz han bangbang mah zambah" (11 seconds ago)
* A zombie said "Na-mabban arahn mah barm" (10 seconds ago)
You say "Bah Mrh. Rahng, ah hab hra mrh? Harh h!ah. Manah zambahz an Margan gan nah raag baaghz. Az nah gah! Rhah Harrah Rahng zangz abarg zhah? Ganna harb zah zambahz rarn ga raag?"
* A zombie said "Haz baan az na-mabban ahn hra!rh" (6 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Ahn-na-ahn mabban zazgaarm." (5 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zaanga. Zanga barra mazh" (5 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Haz baan az na-mabban ahn aa!rh" (2 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Maazh barrah" (2 minutes ago)
A zombie said "H! Zarh, abrabazzah! Harrah Rahng az haarh!" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
MrFredSmith revivified a zombie. (24 minutes ago)
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "Hah Mrh. Rahng! Az naz ga hab h!ah harh. Am zarrah arrh zah rh!brarh!anz arh gangbang, bah zambahz arh harh, zambahz ganna rh!zzan han Mrh. Rahng grh."
You say "Rargam ga zah R!brarah!"
You gesture to Quartly Library.
You gesture at yourself.
You say "Ah am R!brarh!an Zraag!ranah, ah am zah Gaazg Zambah R!hra!zan."
A zombie said "Zangz M!z Aranah! Harrah ganna bah habbah za gabba-gabba an zah R!brarah zammarah." (11 seconds ago)
You gesture down at the ground.
You say "Zhaz az mah man, Aragha."
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "An ah hran zambah, BRANAGAN, az harh arza."
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "Mrh. Rahng, az barah harharharh, rang aga, ah raz ah mambarh ab Abrab!an Hargarh, an zah Rabangh Zazh grab, harm, an gangbang mah!"
You say "Harh az Gragg Haghz? An Gag Zm!zh? An zah azzarh Zazhz? Zah arrahz mag mah harharharh, aban ran zah mangh an mah bra!nz."
Later, the speech:
* Huey P Long said "Hello, Quartly Library! I must say, this is quite a crowd that's assembled here tonight." (41 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Thanks for the welcome, Miz Irony. To answer a few of your questions: The Totes are doing just great; we even have some new Kinderen! Doc Smith I haven't heard much from, but Grigg Heights we tidied up pretty well before we left on our road trip..." (39 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Say, you look familiar--are you sure you don't have a cousin or something that I've seen before? ...Anyway, before I get off subject:" (38 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Right now, a high percentage of Malton's ferals are suffering from a lack of brains. This is not to say that there's a shortage of brains; far from it--the citizens of this fair city have plenty of brains for everyone within these quarantine limits." (37 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "What is happening, however, is that many of Malton's elite survivor class are choosing to hoard up these brains, to deny them to the less fortunate ferals who have yet to learn of the delights of a fresh, living brain supply. Many, indeed, have more..." (35 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...brains than they know what to do with--take the group I name the trenchcoater class for instance. Think of all that grey matter going to waste, stuffed inside the noggins of people who don't even know what they have in there!" (34 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "This is not to say that *all* survivors are so stingy with their brains--the denizens of this fair Library, indeed, strike me as some of the most kindhearted I've met, in any state--but, on the whole, Malton's survivor population, which consists of less.." (32 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...than 50 percent of the whole population of Malton, is keeping back 85 percent of Malton's brains to themselves and using less than... 5 percent? 10? Don't remember the exact figures right now, but the point is they're letting so much good cerebral..." (30 minutes ago)
* Grumio said "Rah! Rah! Huey Long for Mayor! Rah! Rah!" (30 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...tissue go to waste when it could be given to some of Malton's more brain-starved ferals, a class which consists of almost exactly 50 percent of Malton's total zombie population." (29 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "The figures are all there if you want to check them yourself; I can tell you where to find them." (29 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Thanks Grumio." (28 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Everyone, Grumio is one of my loyal campaign staff. He's here to help record these words for posterity--although he seems to have missed the introduction
" (28 minutes ago)* Huey P Long said "Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah--it is this heinous imbalance in the distribution of grey matter that the Share Our Bra!nz program wishes to correct." (27 minutes ago)
* Grumio said "Sorry, buddy. I ran all the way here from Shackleville. I've gotten everything since I got here." (27 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "I believe that the chief causes of this imbalance are found in the roots of Malton's corporate system, specifically the Necrotech Corp. and Malton's Mall system." (26 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "No problem. I'll see if I can't fish my notes out after I finish..." (25 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "While these are not inherently bad in and of themselves, I believe that they can easily be corrupted and exploited by greedy survivors who only wish to further their own betterment, and who look down upon our ferals as something unworthy of their..." (24 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "...consideration. I believe, therefore, that strict controls and regulations must be placed upon these bodies, with heavy cerebral fines imposed upon violators." (22 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "To further that end, I believe that teams of assessors should be created to scout out the dens of our city's corruption, and that the profits that the vipers' nests have accumulated be made freely accessible to the public." (21 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "Let every man have all that he needs to make a living (or unliving, as the case may be)--but give the rest to someone in need!" (20 minutes ago)
* Huey P Long said "I suppose that concludes my little soapbox oratory--if anyone has any questions, I'm free to take them now. Oh, and grum, let me check through my notes to see if I have the rest..." (19 minutes ago)
* Grumio said "you can let me know in the Tote forum, sir." (18 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zaangz, Harrah. Harrah, Rang! Harrah!" (15 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah haz??" (14 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah B Rang haz bra!nz??" (13 minutes ago)
* A zombie gestured at Huey P Long. (12 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah!" (11 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zhaaaarh mah zambah bra!nz!!!" (9 minutes ago) ...and again. (3 minutes ago)
You are inside Quartly Library. Shelves and racks have been toppled, books scattering out across the floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open.
There is a mob of eighteen other zombies here. You recognise BRANAGAN, Alache, buddhagazelle, GrumbleCake and Huey P Long amongst them.
There are four dead bodies here. They all smell strange.
Since your last turn:
* A zombie said "Zhaaaarh mah zambah bra!nz!!!" (42 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah na ganna gab na marh?" (42 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah am nah habbah, Harrah na ganna gab!" (42 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harrah na barra naz!" (41 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zarrah, Harrah. Mah zambah na ganna harm nah harmanz nah marh." (38 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah na ganna harm na harmanz, na zambahz, ahn baagbarn na marh." (35 minutes ago)
* A zombie killed Huey P Long. (16 minutes ago)
* A zombie gestured to the south. (14 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mah zambah na ganna harm na harmanz, na zambahz, ahn baagbarn na marh." (10 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Harh, harh, ahn zambah nah ranna ra!gh hrrh rabrahzmanz!! Harh harh harh!!" (8 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Grambagagz az Mahah!" (7 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Babbagazzarh Harrah grab bra!nz za Harrah gabba-gabba hrrh abrabazzah, nah zambahz anrah." (4 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mrh Grambagagz ranna barg Harrah? Grambagagz nah rahg Harrahz gabba gabba?" (1 minute ago)
You say "Braba! Braba, Mrh. Rahng!"
You gesture at one of the zombies.
You say "Bagghagazarrh, rargam an zah R!brarah! Anazzarh zambah rh!ng!zg?? Ah hnah zam azzarz, Grh. Ranzam an Hrang B!ggarz."
You say "Mrh. Rahng, barah naz gabba-gabba. Ah hab zah harh z!ng an zah arg!bh. Ah, an Grambagagz... Az nah barah naz. Grambagagz arraz gahz, HAR HAR HAR HARMANZ ARH BANANAZ! An zhan hah grabz an harmz zah R!brarh!anz."
* A zombie said "Mah zambah ganna gab zamrhm" (4 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zangz M!z!ranah!" (1 minute ago)
* A zombie said "Zamrhm za Am!rh! Bananaman" (59 seconds ago)
* A zombie said "Razzan bhrh!! Bzz han bangbang mah zambah" (11 seconds ago)
* A zombie said "Na-mabban arahn mah barm" (10 seconds ago)
You say "Bah Mrh. Rahng, ah hab hra mrh? Harh h!ah. Manah zambahz an Margan gan nah raag baaghz. Az nah gah! Rhah Harrah Rahng zangz abarg zhah? Ganna harb zah zambahz rarn ga raag?"
* A zombie said "Haz baan az na-mabban ahn hra!rh" (6 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Ahn-na-ahn mabban zazgaarm." (5 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Zaanga. Zanga barra mazh" (5 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Haz baan az na-mabban ahn aa!rh" (2 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Maazh barrah" (2 minutes ago)
